Miracle child

Someone that should not be alive.

Deputy Goss is a miracle child. He was born with a cyst on his liver.

by Not1055 June 4, 2019

Miracle Ho

When you're at a club, meet someone in the last hour of the club being open, then end up sleeping with her.

"Dude, I found a Miracle Ho at 1:15 AM when that girl you saw me with bolted early... I told you it was my night!"

by 360 Mafia October 19, 2008

Apex Miracle

> the state of popping off in Apex Legends within a limited amount of time to play

"Alright, one quick game before I have to leave. Time for an Apex Miracle"

proceeds to drop a 20 bomb

by SweatyWraith April 5, 2022

Apex Miracle

An Apex Miracle is the weird situation of getting really good and winnable matches in Apex Legends upon playing within a limited amount of time. (For instance, you need to go to a party in like 1 hour and got time for like 2 games)

Playing with nearly unlimited time on the other hand will let you end up in matches with weird behaving teammates and unfairly strong oponents.

P1: *arriving at friends house*
P2: Hey man, how are you doing?
P1: Nice man, at home i just got an Apex Miracle!

by Tsoddy April 5, 2022

miracle run

Used to describe the entire journey of an underdog person/team, who won a tournament/competition.

Person 1: Did you see DRX's miracle run at Worlds 2022?
Person 2: Yeah, they defeated T1 in the grand finals and won the whole thing.

by Kusadaaa November 21, 2022

Miracle Slap

While a man is receiving a blow job he nuts in the air and slaps the nut into the face of the person performing the blow job.

I gave that chick a wicked miracle slap last night.

by Dogmatic April 30, 2005

Miracle Whip

The most disgusting, vomit-inducing mayonnaise ever created. How it is still distributed is a mystery as no food containing Miracle Whip can ever be called "delicious".

Me: I'd rather eat my own puke than taste anything that contains Miracle Whip.

by femmefatale1990 May 14, 2009