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Minnesota tadpole

It was so cold that my dick shriveled into a Minnesota tadpole
by Slim jimmy 69 May 6, 2016
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Minnesota musket

Not to be confused with the Tennessee musket or Alaskan Musket Loader but similar to nature.

During the act of a twosome, and both are wearing condoms, the male will stuff gunpowder into the vagina with his musket, then proceed to stuff a marble into her vagina, light the condom, stuff the condom into the vagina, then proceed to let both let out their love juice at the same time.
"I got a 3 degree burn in my Va-jay-jay after my husband gave me a Minnesota musket!"
by MarioManz June 1, 2019
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Minnesota Dial-Tone

A sex act wherein you scream into your partner's ear during coitus, causing a loud ringing or tinnitus-like sound to fill your partner's ears - the eponymous "Dial-Tone". First originated in the suburbs of St. Paul, Minnesota.
My Tinder date gave me a Minnesota Dial-Tone last night, and my ears have been ringing all day.
by Nickf2019 June 26, 2019
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Minnesota Pincher

The process of drilling a hole in the bottom of a bowling ball and afterwards placing your penis on the inside of said hole. After this you make someone touch your penis when they put their fingers into the bowling ball's three holes.
Griffin: I gave Sarah a Minnesota Pincher last night at the bowling alley.
Justin: What?
Griffin: When you place your dick in a bowling ball and make her touch it without her knowing.
Justin:How did that go for you?
Griffin:Great until she threw the ball with me inside it.
by Pedro the substenancer December 1, 2010
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Minnesota seasons

used when referring to the four seasons which apply only Minnesota: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Road Construction.
dude, we're in Florida but there are Minnesota seasons.
by Jordan has Skills June 11, 2006
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minnesota mustache

When a group of men in Minnesota are out ice fishing and one of the men falls asleep, the other men then proceed to ejaculate into a solo cup, they then drag the sleeping man outside into the below zero degree weather and pour the semen onto his upper lip causing it to freeze; creating the Minnesota Mustache
It was so cold up at the lake that Sven unknowingly wore his Minnesota Mustache for two days in a row.
by Bob Dangle May 29, 2014
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Minnesota Gas Mask

When a man is getting a blow job while laying on his back in bed, and he farts right in her face.
Gave the ol lady a Minnesota Gas Mask last night
by Snowman 50522 May 30, 2016
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