milf

the most incredible gorgeous perfect women on this planet and should run the universe.

I fucking love milfs

by tate_langdon’s_toes April 26, 2021

milf

sarah paulson or gillian anderson

you: "gillian anderson is such a milf"
your friend: "yes i agree! and so is sarah paulson"

by bettertulip April 1, 2021

milf

Melons I'd Love to Fondle.

Fuck Milk. Got MILF? Melons I'd Love to Fondle.

by stickerwear.com June 11, 2003

milf

Machoist
Igloo-
Licking
Ferrets

I watched a documentary on MILFs on the Discovery Channel...it was odd to see ferrets at the South Pole.

by milady February 4, 2005

milf

man i love fabray

she’s just so hot! oh me, oh my!? man i love fabray. she’s just a milf 😫

by agrons wifey May 15, 2021

milf

Man I love fishing!

"so what do you like to do on the weekends?"
"I usually fish"
"Milf!"

by matimusluca June 7, 2019

milf

Moose I'd Like (to) Fuck

like milf
Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck but instead its with a moose
now a moose could be well a moose or it could be a guy named moose, so its okay to call a moose a milf

"i see a milf"
where?
"there"
but thats a guy
"i know hes a milf"
again he's a guy and his name is moose
"yes! milf, moose i'd like (to) fuck"
oh.... well okay than but i wouldnt tell him that

"why?"
because he might add it to urban dictionary

by billy bo billy willly bo nilly July 18, 2011