The Microphone

An extreme version of The Screwdriver where your hand comes out the mouth

Man dude Patrick really did The Microphone on me I'm so sore

by Realskskdude April 28, 2019

Microphone Warrior

A "Microphone Warrior" is a person that will talk all kinds of smack over a Microphone. Because they are too cowardly to say it to your face. This is common in Gaming & Telephone conversation.

1. Man, I was playing Call of Duty and this "Microphone Warrior" wouldn't stop talking shit.

2. I called this dude to confront him and he was a straight "Microphone Warrior." When I told him where I'd be and to come talk shit to my face he never showed up.

by The OG Shockwaves81 March 13, 2024

bad microphone

Someone who was a bad mic

Yurem has a bad microphone

by Frhdjdjjdjdksmsmsms July 6, 2021

Spanish Microphone

When you put hot sauce in your anus and have a partner out their lips up to your cheeks and then your defalcate in their mouth.

I just gave my brother a messy spanish microphone

by Blumpkinlover4 March 29, 2024

Microphone Molesting

When you're face timing someone and the microphone is being viciously blown into, rubbed on, etc.

"Stop microphone molesting, my ears hurt!"

by A Collection of Satanists October 9, 2017

Microphone

An object that the famous rapper Yeat, who is worse than Playboi Carti, is bad at using

yeat is bad at using the microphone

by FALC0_ November 29, 2022