Mall Stalking

When one is stalked in a mall by a very, very annoying person. This is typically the first stage of Mall Rape, which is a very, very rare type of person. Mall Stalking is a very annoyong issue many people who visit malls now a days face. Mall Stalkers can be easily identified by their behavior; they will follow you where ever you go, and if you look back at them, you may catch them look away or try to seem like he/she isn't following you. Mall Stalkers are also people who will blow up your phone if both of you are at the mall at the same time. Mall Rats are often confused with Mall Stalkers because of their similar behavior, but the Mall Rat and Mall Stalker are two very different species.

Allie: Hey, did you see that guy over there?
Paige: Yeah, I think he's following us.
1 hour later...
Allie: OMG, he is STILL following us!
Paige: Every time I look back at him, he just turns around and acts like we're not here.
Allie: OMG He is TOTALLY Mall Stalking us!

by ThatCoolGuyYouDon'tKnow March 19, 2013

berkshire mall

The shittiest mall you will ever go to. Half of the stores are closed and the other half are t-shirt stores. It the only place to go in the berkshires for teens. If you go to the mall on a friday night you will see the "mall rats" a bunch of "emo,scene, hipsters, stoners and punks". They are a group of kids who wear band shirts from hot topic and all they talk about is music or sex. Walk through the mall on a friday night you will smell pot and hear fuck every three feet.

Normal friday night at the berkshire mall

1 guy: "when she looks at me its like her eyes are staring at my soul"

2 girl:" ermergred im bout to have a fuckin break down lyke omf this ruined my night i need a fucking smoke holy shit guise.

3 stoner: hehehehehehehehehehe do i smell like pot?

4 hipster: i would wear that shirt but that band is to mainstrem so let me get a shirt that has a band from the 80s that i dont listen to be if i wear it ill be kool

by pittybitch January 20, 2014

mall nazi

An overly agressive security person in a shopping mall.

Don't piss around in the store or the mall nazi will kick you out.

by Tall Trav November 9, 2006

Mall Whore

People, 75% of the time, being teenagers, that go to the mall CONSTANTLY and waste their lives and parents money by buying clothes at, 50% of the time, Pacsun/AE/A&F.

That girl over there is such a Mall Whore.

by Mr. Sarcastic Know-it-all June 28, 2006

Mall

A noun or an adjective used to describe people who are fashion and brand conscious often regarded as insta-famous/attention whores. The term has reference to a shopping center because of the time spent by these people in malls. They will wear/do anything for the “gram.” The mall is Eco-friendly when speaking with peers but DGAF when swiping the card at Hollister/Burberry. They would be considered the opposite of hesh or granola. They care an incredible amount about what others think of them and often are over dressed or wear excessive amounts of make-up.

Activities you would see someone "mall" doing: vlog type snap stories. selfies at a sporting event (not giving AF about the event). Posts Pics after first date. Goes to pool party but won't get in because of hair or will ruin their look. Wears makeup to slumber party (never not wearing makeup).

Guy: Did you just buy another pair Michael Kors sunglasses?
Girl: umm... yess... heehee
Guy: Why I am I dating you, you f***ing mall girl.

Guy: Bro, see that guy over there?
Bro: Which one, the Granola or the Mall?

Girl: Do I look fat in this dress or... this one?
Guy: You look like a mall in both.

by Into Mall Girls July 10, 2016

Mallery

A very beautiful girl. Has brown hair and big brown eyes. Is a little insecure. Has many friends and big boobs.

Look at mallery over there. She is so beautiful.

by hellothereloveeee April 1, 2010

nigga mall

A mall located in a predominately African American neighborhood. Generally has multiple shoe stores, maternity clothing stores and a Wal-Mart.

I'm just over here at the nigga mall coppin the new J's.

by TheDon80 May 12, 2008