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chopstick method

a way of fishing letters out of your own mailbox after you've lost the key. It involves wrapping double sided tape around a chopstick and groping with it inside the mailbox.
Roommate 1: Dude, Jason lost the key again, how do I get my letter out?
Roommate 2: Just use the chopstick method.
by shimee September 23, 2013
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rhythm method

A supposedly-effective/reliable means of avoiding pregnancy, this technique practically guarantees that you will "crank 'em out like an assembly line" on an even and regular basis!
Jim Bob Skullduggary and his wife practiced the rhythm method when they first started out to raise a family, and you see where THAT got them!
by QuacksO December 29, 2017
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scribble method

The art of purposely writing with poor quality so the person grading it can not read it and you can not receive a bad grade.
Kevin: What you get on homework
Tim: 100
Kevin: You did it in 5 min before class though
Tim: I used the scribble method
by Ap World February 14, 2012
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The Spoon Method

The act of taking a spoon while your on your period and scraping the inner lining of your uterus out, therefore mitigating the length of the mensturation cycle.
-"babe im on my period"
-"just use the spoon method"
by _.kirb._ December 30, 2020
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strawman method

keep just bringing up different random arguments that are way easier to argue about, because you know more about them
person 1: the letter h is better because it is harder to break

person 2: h causes extra weight which means less efficiency and reliability, it is also less aerodynamic

person 1: this isn't F1 stop using the strawman method
by h_lover28 January 20, 2022
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Couch Method

In the video game "osu!" Couch method is used to describe someone's score as "shit acc" or "mashed" which in short means it requires no skill
"ha nice play, but that couch method doe"
by Xsub August 22, 2021
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The Camden Method

Named in honor of the upstanding, Jesus-friendly family from the hit TV show 7th Heaven, it is the mark of truly bad acting.
Britney Spears employed the Camden Method in her film acting debut, Crossroads.
by kholiday February 3, 2006
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