by kallaylay August 28, 2020
Get the Messy Bitchmug. When your poop is so big it sticks halfway out of the water, like the famous photograph of the Loch Ness Monster
by Turd_Burgler December 8, 2017
Get the messy nessymug. Wet And Messy is type of sexual kink & fetish that has been around for quite a while (a while in my POV is two decades).
Basically the premise is that some people find it erotic when girls cover themselves or play with certain substances that have satisfying tactile properties. For me, it's anything with a thick, viscous or slimy consistency, such as honey, liquid soap or detergent, simulated mucus, nuru gel, or slime itself. This kink is most (in)famous for using food substances, but this is entirely optional (I much prefer non-food substances, with the exception being confectionary stuff like syrup or whipped cream).
This kink can be depicted with or without any additional sexual acts being performed. I personally find it really erotic when the performer wallows and slides around in the substance on a flat surface.
This kink can also be performed by yourself, which I've been doing ever since I discovered it, and it really gets me off.
Basically the premise is that some people find it erotic when girls cover themselves or play with certain substances that have satisfying tactile properties. For me, it's anything with a thick, viscous or slimy consistency, such as honey, liquid soap or detergent, simulated mucus, nuru gel, or slime itself. This kink is most (in)famous for using food substances, but this is entirely optional (I much prefer non-food substances, with the exception being confectionary stuff like syrup or whipped cream).
This kink can be depicted with or without any additional sexual acts being performed. I personally find it really erotic when the performer wallows and slides around in the substance on a flat surface.
This kink can also be performed by yourself, which I've been doing ever since I discovered it, and it really gets me off.
My journey with Wet And Messy began as a pre-teen when I realized that watching girls sliding around in fucktons of shampoo or laundry detergent was a massive turn on.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 7, 2022
Get the Wet And Messymug. An unbelievable moment of pure skill on a football pitch, so much so that it only happens once in a lifetime.
My Messi Moment was when I scored a 360 degree bicycle kick from the halfway line and it went top corner
by FatScholes June 2, 2016
Get the Messi Momentmug. Usually a broke female trading gossip for stripes/or friends that don't pay their bills. Often are found on the Gulf Coast YEAR ROUND but secretly getting Fucked BY THE "CREW"
by Bay Way October 14, 2016
Get the messy hoesmug. The act of having anal intercourse while giving birth. Upon ejaculation she gets a good ol' fashion cream pie and the baby gets a little messy 😜
(Kid) Hey dad was my birth natural?
(Father) ...yes son it was very natural, it was a pretty messy delivery
(Kid) Shrek is love Shrek is life
(Father) ...yes son it was very natural, it was a pretty messy delivery
(Kid) Shrek is love Shrek is life
by A.D. Khaled June 28, 2015
Get the Messy Deliverymug. by K-Feezy fo Sheezy May 4, 2005
Get the Messy Marvmug.