McDonalds

The true definition of cancer

My grandmother got rabies from a mickydees burger yesterday...
McDonalds: *cough

Doctor: diagnosed 100,000,000 victims with cancer...

by xXпRIIOпXx May 21, 2018

McDonalds

The evilest restaurant in the world. You can be sure that everything on their menu is not what it says and will make you fat within ten seconds.

"McDonalds is the most evil place on Earth."

by JOHNNY BIANCHINO January 31, 2017

mcdonalds

mcdonalds makes almost every body who goes there obese.

mcdonalds makes me fat

by nolifejim November 23, 2020

McDonald's

One of the largest fast food restaurants in the USA. Sells extremely proccessed foods and is known for being unhealthy. Still, they are working on it by selling more salad.

Hey James, you wanna pick up a couple burgers at McDonald's?

by drawdoe March 31, 2019

McDonalds

The place where heart disease began

"Wanna get McDonalds?"
"Nah I perfer myself, you know not having cardiac arrest."

by 0dd September 16, 2020

mcdonalds

a place that claims to have a broken ice cream machine 24/8

can I get some ice cream
sorry we McDonalds you should know that's not happening

by rob snieber May 29, 2018

McDonalds

The only fast food place that is never more than 99 miles from your location, even if you are in the middle of nowhere.

Fuck! Yo John, We’re out of food!
I’ll drive to the closest McDonalds, so I’ll be back in an hour.
But we’re in the desert!
That don’t matter!

by .&:&3&83 March 15, 2018