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The Lady Maker

Any device used to remove a girl's hymen prior to intercourse, so that she will not experience the 'embarrassment' of bleeding during intercourse. Can also be used to make the first sexual encounter more comfortable.

Popular Lady Makers include: Wooden spoons, candles, fists, dildos, and cucumbers

Also known as: The I-can't-get-no-wood n' spoon, the wooden shame, and the sheet saver
"Hey Jennie, do you think I should use the Lady Maker before my date with Mark?"

"I knew that girl was down when I heard she'd used the Lady Maker"
by kkgirl414 May 12, 2010
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bill maher

a political, atheist comedian who doesn't hate america, but is embarressed by it
"We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly."
by clevelandsteamer September 1, 2005
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pretzle maker

The act of putting a girls feet behind her head while in the act of having sex thus she resembles a large pretzle.yoga
Alan: hey, did you hit that last night?
Wes :hell yeh I had that bitch folded up like a big pretzle!
wes: thats why they call me the pretzle maker!
by big WES January 28, 2005
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Diamond Maker

Someone who's arse is so tight (in relation to money) their shit turns to diamonds.

Originally coined in late 2001 in reference to an uber tight arsed flat mate.
What do you mean you splitting the bills into fractions of a cent? You diamond maker!
by DutchDownUnder October 1, 2006
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Windows Movie Maker

your default video editing software on windows os, does the most basic things. It is a good to use if you're a beginner due to its lack of advanced features and anything past that you want to use sony vegas or adobe.

Pros:
*It's default program on windows os (free!)
*does the basics of video editing
*great starting point for tinkering around

Cons:
*lack of advanced features
*limited file type support (can only import .avi and various other common file types)
Windows Movie Maker is a program that's useful for first timers of video editing and after a week or so you'll move on to something else because the features are so primitive...
by extreme133 December 19, 2010
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Bill Maher

Very funny liberal who hosts 'Real Time with Bill Maher', widely regarded as one of the best shows on television. Not afraid to speak the truth, and does on most issues. Hates religion, so offends a lot. Somewhat paradoxically for a liberal, supports Israel, but let's not get into that.

Oh yeah, he also goes to Amsterdam to legally smoke pot.
Did you see Bill Maher last night? He spoke the truth on a lot of issues! How dare he!
by SenorHuevosBenedicto June 28, 2011
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Maher

An individual with an enormous heart that can be shy yet stubborn and get a thrill out of arguing. Loves attention and gambling just for fun. Family comes first and will do anything to make sure that happens. Loves sex and porn as well as being more than amazing in bed.
Gave this guy Maher my number never called so I got his number and called him, intentions of sleeping with him but fell in love with him
by Mikayladanser February 3, 2010
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