matching socks

A disgrace to humanity

Ugh, I hate matching socks

by Coral_reef June 3, 2016

soccer match

A guy who can have sex real good.

If he got a soccer match shirt on he can get it

by Kavstagram69 February 14, 2020

match collector

Noun: Someone who collects online dating matches in order to boost their own ego.

I'd rather meet talk and meet in real life than be a match collector.

by bladewarrior69 April 3, 2016

Match the puzzle

Have Sex.

To put your penis in her vagina since they match like two puzzle pieces.

Chad: Hey emma do you wanna match the puzzle?

Emma: Yeah sure.

*And then they have sex*

by zaiahy June 20, 2020

controller match

a wrestling match held commonly in somebodys basement in which the first fighter to find the controller and turn on the tv wins.. the one flaw is that the controller is hidden. You may use any weapons in the room

Yessir: Yo Chinapoo controller match?
Chinapoo: its on

by Lokey May 5, 2005

Match em

When you and another person put your weed and their wood or swisher together and smoke it, & vise versa.

Aye let's match em'

by Getintoiiit June 13, 2020

match you

when you buy the weed and bring it to a party and someone mathes you with weed when your there ;) almost like money ill math your money!

"Yeah do it, and come over and blaze
my best friend will match you"

by A_yooooo* October 31, 2007