Cyber Married Boyfriend

A married man that you meet online in a social media setting and form a intimate relationship with.

I Facebook him day and night, talk about everything, even his trouble with his wife and job, text constantly and even fell in love. He's my cyber married boyfriend.

by @creativfluffer March 17, 2011

Maredsous

Belgian Abbey Ale. The best thing to come out of Belgium since the Merovingian Dynasty.

Pout me another Maredsous!

by vxMOO December 26, 2008

married playboy

A man who is married, may even live with his wife, but behaves like a single man; dating women, going out, partying, clubbing,etc.

Ramon doesn't bother sneaking around with his other women, everybody knows he's a married playboy- even his wife.

by TheLala September 24, 2013

Marriedsplaining

When happily married people try to tell singles how things REALLY are in the modern realm of love and dating.

Joanna, please stop marriedsplaining me. You have NO idea what it's like out there now.

by Arianna Jeret January 27, 2017

married iguanas

is a joke on marijuana duh

how dare you smoke the married iguanas

by Cpt_Wacky_Pants February 15, 2018

mareda

Mareda; amazing and capturing sound. It’s like listening to an angelic orchestra with the most amazing sounds you’ve ever heard. If you get the opportunity to be around Mareda, you should close your eyes, and open your ears.

When i actually listened to Mareda, i was completely blown away.

Mareda is the most amazing and special mixture of talent and kindness one has ever experienced.

I was listening to Mareda and couldn’t even catch my breath because of how beautiful it was.

by Adrienne Love January 4, 2019

Murred oot

Murred oot is a term describing a person with a receding hairline

Niven: “kyles looking murred oot recently”

(Kyle overhears Niven saying this about him)

Kyle: “shut the fuck up before I come over and hit you”

(Niven cries with fear)

by Craig Stephen August 23, 2019