markus

ugly gay ass bitch

ew is that markus, hes so gay

by carminethefuckk August 2, 2022

Markus-K

Mini Hitler from Austria.

Bed pusher.

Hates Pakistanis that have a name beginning with Z and ending with A.

Markus-K would never illegally take a sick leave.

by Melon-Head May 19, 2024

erik markus

A big bombaclat that drinks red wine every single night. He is usually on discord chatting with his mates, or asleep after too much alcohol.

Jonas: yo, have you heard from Erik Markus, he is not answering my calls?
Knut: he is probably asleep, he told me he had 12 glasses of wine 30 minutes ago.
Jonas: boommbbaaclatt

by Grønni2Grovish April 4, 2024

Markus

Markus' is the most sexy people out there, they are known for they're huge dicks and handsome face. Markus means heterosexual in latin. Markus' have a good sense of humour and if you know someone named Markus you should try to date him asap.

That guy has a big dick, that must be a Markus

by Not Markus November 7, 2018

Markus pinnau

Obsessed with the default skin in fortnite

Ur such a Markus pinnau

by Im not stupid I ain’t using my November 9, 2018

pull a Markus

falling asleep during class and not getting caught whether that may be one class or all of them

“She did pull a Markus in Spanish class today”

by someone so amazing March 31, 2023

Markus

He is Markus , yes

Hey Markus, what's up?

Yes.

by sunghoon March 22, 2021