One of the greatest metal bands of all time, and definately the greatest that came out of England. Only drunks, druggies and lesser morons disagree with the scientific fact that Maiden rock with the soul of the 80's.
Moron: iRoN mAiDeN sUcK.
Genius: *fires gun with perfect aim, then goes and plays the starting riff from the trooper*
Genius: *fires gun with perfect aim, then goes and plays the starting riff from the trooper*
by Skellyscribbles September 19, 2006
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The three cardinal attributes of a laser maiden are:
1. aloof
2. noncommittal
3. deadly?
Often, a laser maiden carries a facade of sweetness and poise, but this is not to be trusted and will vanish the moment you fall into her trap. The rare beauty of a laser maiden emboldens her--conniving and heartless, she may turn on you at any moment. Beware.
The three cardinal attributes of a laser maiden are:
1. aloof
2. noncommittal
3. deadly?
Often, a laser maiden carries a facade of sweetness and poise, but this is not to be trusted and will vanish the moment you fall into her trap. The rare beauty of a laser maiden emboldens her--conniving and heartless, she may turn on you at any moment. Beware.
"She was a vision. In a clairvoyant flash, I brimmed with fulfillment, sweet ecstasy--the meaning of life was made clear. I blurted, 'Marry me! I could never be with any other!' To which she frigidly replied, 'What is your name again?'. Splitting my very being in two, she departed with half; just another broken soul in the laser maiden's collection."
see also: Cleopatra, Cersei Lannister, Galadriel
see also: Cleopatra, Cersei Lannister, Galadriel
by brandonsc September 9, 2013
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iron maiden are legends. the fact that they can still play better than sabbath with that bitch sharon turning their power off and throwing bottles at them says it all. every album they've done is great but the 3 masterpieces are number of the beast, piece of mind and SSOASS.
by maiden fan July 25, 2006
Get the iron maiden mug.The greatest fucking metal band ever. They completely revolutionized music, pumping out hits such as "The Trooper" and "Hallowed be thy Name" which are two of their, arguably, best songs.
PS- look at this fucking faggot ass kid making tons of definitions to express his hate for a band that fucking owns the shit out of him. it's all one fucking loser kid who likes hardcore faggot shit, just spamming horrible definitions of Iron Maiden.
PS- look at this fucking faggot ass kid making tons of definitions to express his hate for a band that fucking owns the shit out of him. it's all one fucking loser kid who likes hardcore faggot shit, just spamming horrible definitions of Iron Maiden.
by iron maiden IS THE SHIT November 22, 2006
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steve "it was awesome wen they sang fear of the dark"
matt "rkn"
steve "it was awesome wen they sang fear of the dark"
matt "rkn"
by ROCK OWNS RAP May 4, 2006
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by MainDweller January 29, 2009
Get the Maineland mug.Maine can be expensive but few states have the luxury of living so close to nature. Yeah we have rednecks but at least our noses aren't so high up in the air we can't touch the ground. I've never known anyone to marry their cousin or have kids with them up here...but I guess it would be like some people to stereotype.
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