A sex act where a dozen Asian men urinate on you while running around you in a circle. The men will often run at high speeds (Mach 2) which results in what seems to be a yellow tornado from the outside. If done correctly, the intense angular momentum combined with their rotational pissing will allow them to achieve liftoff for a short time, carrying you in the process. This is typically only successful due to its immense surprise factor, and lasts a short time due to their limited bladders and small penis’s.
When David finally arrived in Japan, he was surprised with a Mach Tornado from men who looked very much like women.
by The Muntologist July 8, 2025
Get the Mach Tornadomug. I was in the air force, and I took this chick on my jet, and after we had sex I officially became a member of the mach 2 club.
by dude June 21, 2003
Get the mach 2 clubmug. by guy2234567890-1234567890 January 29, 2021
Get the mach den mariomug. by peterdyck December 25, 2021
Get the Mach 1 700mug. How Peppino from hit game Pizza Tower runs and kills most of the enemies by bumping into them.
It can be seperated to three parts:
Mach 1: Peppino slowly starts to run, if continues running for a slow period Peppino gathers enough speed and changing directions will make him drift.
Mach 2: Peppino is running very fast that enemies gets scared after seeing him making them vulnerable for 3 seconds. He can kill enemies at this speed, he can super jump and he can break metal boxes but running into a wall will knock him back.
Mach 3: Peppino will have an insane sprite and have slightly more speed, drifting will make him go back to Mach 2.
It can be seperated to three parts:
Mach 1: Peppino slowly starts to run, if continues running for a slow period Peppino gathers enough speed and changing directions will make him drift.
Mach 2: Peppino is running very fast that enemies gets scared after seeing him making them vulnerable for 3 seconds. He can kill enemies at this speed, he can super jump and he can break metal boxes but running into a wall will knock him back.
Mach 3: Peppino will have an insane sprite and have slightly more speed, drifting will make him go back to Mach 2.
Fork Knight: Do you see that man Mach Running towards us?
Cheese Slime: Yes, we should back off a bit?? *dies*
Cheese Slime: Yes, we should back off a bit?? *dies*
by Sansational Cat August 2, 2023
Get the Mach Runmug. by Selena locklear October 20, 2023
Get the Machmug. Mach Jesus is a way to describe something faster than anything in the universe.
If you cant measure how fast the "object" is going, just say "Mach Jesus".
Mach is something used to measure speed.
If you cant measure how fast the "object" is going, just say "Mach Jesus".
Mach is something used to measure speed.
"News reporter: A missile headed towards a random island going mach jesus has been detected by the navy"
by SidneysHandle404 February 19, 2024
Get the Mach Jesusmug.