Alabama Sock Mace

The act of taking a dump in replacement of a bar of soap in order to make a sock mace.

"I didn't have a bar of soap, so I just made an Alabama sock mace instead."

by Nullfied December 25, 2019

Mexican Bear Mace

The type of shit you have after eating a spicy Mexican dinner at a Mexican restaurant. When it burns coming out and stick to the inside of the toilet, you know you have made Mexican bear mace.

I had some enchiladas for lunch and now I gotta go shit out some Mexican bear mace.

by Darkearwig September 1, 2017

Mace

The wee shop cross from coop in gtown on spey thats kinda a shithole.. good chikcen doe

Aw keen to go to MACE??

by Scott paterson September 3, 2020

white mace

A white boy with a long cock

Bradley has a white mace did you hear?

by MoDz DiStUrB3d February 4, 2023

mountain mace

When you trim weed and get particles in your eye(s)

I can't see; I just mountain maced myself

by Carl Cock February 28, 2017

maces

the medieval weapon that you use like a club, but it sometimes is a ball and chain

person: hi how are you?
me:no
also me: maces person on the head

by i am bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb September 25, 2019

Mace

Mace is a cheating guy that cheats on his girlfriend with more than multiple girls with double chins and ugly rolls.

Omg look mace the cheater

by Frankthewhitewhale June 22, 2022