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Alabama Sock Mace

The act of taking a dump in replacement of a bar of soap in order to make a sock mace.
"I didn't have a bar of soap, so I just made an Alabama sock mace instead."
by Nullfied December 25, 2019
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Mexican Bear Mace

The type of shit you have after eating a spicy Mexican dinner at a Mexican restaurant. When it burns coming out and stick to the inside of the toilet, you know you have made Mexican bear mace.
I had some enchiladas for lunch and now I gotta go shit out some Mexican bear mace.
by Darkearwig September 1, 2017
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Getting brown maced

When you stuff your foreskin with your shit and shape the foreskin full of shit to a ball to the point to where it looks like a mace and getting smashed with it
Me and Tim last night were getting brown maced by a homeless man
by Itchy nut suck January 23, 2025
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James W Mace

James W Mace is a tuff real hard ahh nigga fr
by Yxydjfydhcrdho ris October 10, 2025
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macee

“hi disabled macee”
by disabled October 5, 2021
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Doppyflong Mace

The next level of a "doppyflong" wherein you sew or fasten several large dildos to the outside of a bag or to the end of a stick, then beat someone with the doppyflong mace
I will fashion a doppyflong mace and humble this knave for his insolence
by Doppyflonger April 28, 2025
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tony mace

Tony mace is great at being a dickhead
by Tony mace November 14, 2016
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