dirty lynch

The act of inviting a very short dirty blonde over to your house and shoving a guitar up her asshole while listening to Morgan Wallen. It is recommended to tune said guitar while in her ass to the key of B minor because all these bitches be tripping.

"Did you hangout with that blonde bro?" The frat bro asked. "Yeah, and I gave her the Dirty Lynch."

by AwesomeRacockus15 November 4, 2021

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George Lynch

A kick-ass underrated guitar player from the 1980's. His Skill is phenomenal.

John : You Know "Vito Bratta" From The Band "White Lion"?
Amanda : No..
John: " Another example of the George Lynch Effect

by Legend99______________________ August 29, 2013

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Stephen Lynch

A comedian who puts his comedy into songs, very goos comedian, almost as good as Lewis black.

"well...dad gets drunk and robs liquor stores, dad likes porn and 10 dollar whores, dad likes rubbing against little kids, on the bus...I think that is why mommy left us. Dad likkes football and lots of beer, dad wants sex that involves mommys rear, dads private parts have sores oozing with pus, i think thats why mommy left us

by Mustache Man March 5, 2005

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LYNCH Mode

An alternate term for Beast Mode created after witnessing Marshawn Lynch of the Seattle Seahawks (worst record entering the playoffs) destroying the entire New Orleans Saints defense (previous Superbowl champs) by breaking 7 tackles for a 67 yard touchdown run. Nothing has ran over New Orleans this hard since Hurricane Katrina.

I went into LYNCH Mode and ran through a crowd of people in New Orleans during Mardi Gras.

Im gonna go into LYNCH Mode and bust through a crowd of angry shoppers during black friday.

by ChrisKahn January 12, 2011

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