Luggage

When someone has had a few too many. It's at that point where they're almost legless.

Bro 1: Yo look at Dante, he gets so much ass and the kid can barely walk!
Bro 2: He's been drinking with those chicks all day, not sure if he'll be able to get it up, he's luggage!

by lil_t24 August 18, 2021

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Butt Luggage

A large bottom.

Anna: That girl has a big ass.
Brenna: She does have some junk in the trunk.
Jules: Ladies, it's call butt luggage and it's beautiful!

by Barry DeBeers June 05, 2019

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luggage condom

A transparent plastic luggage cover

Did you order the luggage condom for our trip later next month, I don't want my bag getting scratched.

by Uncertainfish October 02, 2022

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Chicago Luggage

When some idiot doesn't clean the snow off the roof of their car either because their ignorant or were in a hurry and when they stop fast it flies backwards on your windshield blinding your field of vision instantly as they drive away laughing.

ThatJag-Off just got me with his Chicago luggage lazy bastard! Good thing I didn't wreck my car or it would of been his ass!

by Ol watchmen January 12, 2024

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