When while working out of town with a female co-worker who just so happens to be named Summer, you are forced to endure incessant crying about being homesick, missing her puppy/boyfriend, stress of everyday life, etc, but as a reward get to achieve your lifelong quest of pulling a Filthy Ricardo on her hoe ass when you encounter her sloppy drunk in the hotel lobby.
by Haasamatic January 19, 2017
Freaky Sex with a hamster, or someone that resembles one. It usually includes various positions with hamster porn in the background, lots of squealing and some fur pulling. Usually does not include foreplay, or similar. Most of the time they include tards, animals, strobe lights
by Hamsta August 17, 2006
when your significant other wants to have sex when they are pissed. which leads to very enjoyable "rough love". pretty much the kinkiest sex you can have.
last night i told my old lady that she looked fat in her red dress and we ended up mad lovin' for 6 hours.
by daynuhboy October 29, 2007
Have your girl put on a glove (latex, rubber, oven mitt...whatever you have around). The girl will shove her hand up your ass with the glove on. Pull out glove covered in shit. Have the girl jerk you off with the shitty glove. Blow your load in the girls nose. The girl snorts the cumshot up her nose and spits it out onto the glove. Slap the girl with the glove and shout "poopy glove love!"
by Super Duper Tim February 17, 2008
The act of receiving oral sex while wearing a lampshade as a hat. Highly recommended for keeping the pleasurer anonymous.
by Lollipoplizard June 20, 2014
When two gaseous lovers seal the bed blankets over them, let loose the winds of time in the ultimate Dutch oven experience, and proceed to make love while engulfed in their own fortress of flatulence.
Dude, Tanya and I ate so much pizza and Taco Bell yesterday...my eyes watered for two whole days from the crazy dutch lovin' expertience we had afterwards.
by Dirt Nap Ninja June 17, 2017
Person 1: Jessica is only dating him to get to his money.
Person 2: She says she loves him.
Person 1: Fake lovin' ho.
Person 2: She says she loves him.
Person 1: Fake lovin' ho.
by TigerLilly January 09, 2014