front-end loader

When a woman passes solid feces and uses the "log" as a dildo.

I lost my erection so I gave her a front-end loader (in order to get it back).

by Comic Event of the Century May 15, 2007

loadered

Loadered is the result of the combination of "lite beers" and a chipper or two (a chipper being the East Coast word for butting out a cigarette when it's around half smoked, and saving the rest for later).

Being loadered usually prevents one from watching their hockey highlights that they taped on the VCR, and makes it extremely dangerous to drive their Toyota pick-up truck at top speed on the highway. (Please refer to local laws regarding maximum blood alcohol levels.)

"Holy fuck boys, I'm tellin' ya! I gut reight loadered last night while watchin' the hockey highlights, then skeized on the couch boys."

by Boyer September 29, 2005

ladera dad

The ultimate trophy holder. This dad screams “I win” making the big bucks (or at least pretending too) this dad supports his family in every competitive way from being at every sports game to coaching, decorating the house for festivities to making a haunted house or winter wonderland or giving the best costume or ugly sweater party on the planet. To keep up with his “Trophy Wife” or “Trophy Girlfriend” or in most cases “both” you will see this Dad running or biking and in many cases, while blazed on most local trails. You can also find them detoxing in the early morning hours at the local Life Time gym. While appearing to be the perfect loving man, sad truth for many is their secret life, hidden girlfriends or serious addiction issue. Forget about keeping up with the Jones’ It’s keeping up with Coto in this little bubble. While slaving all day to keep their Trophies happy, their Trophies are out in their Lulu’s at Lola’s talking about what horrible thing their Mac Daddy did or said and sometimes , the person they are saying it to, probably got an ass grab from them last week. Of course this is a generalization, not all Ladera Dads are trophy holders/competitive sports types. There’s a small percentage that are faithful church going men. Sadly, these are usually the ones that had their wives dump them to be someone else’s trophy.... if you want to keep your marriage or relationships monogamous, think twice about moving into a lovely little town called Ladera Ranch.

A Ladera dad is from the town Ladera Ranch and is married or divorced from one of the Ladera Moms and has or will have a Ladera Teen .

by Truudat December 22, 2017

lederthong

What hot Germans wear under their lederhosen.

Man I need a new pair of lederthongs to go with these lederhosen. Wow, did you see those lederthongs for sale at KaDeWe they were "sere schick"

by ilookmarvlus January 21, 2018

Lolerks

Type of the word lol and its used after somthing good happens like pog

Lolerks! I won a game of COD

by guywithadog April 5, 2022

nose lodger

a bogey that is lodged well up inside the nose

only my little finger is thin enough to reach that nose lodger

by believe in dog November 13, 2010

lecture lodestone

NOUN
The one person who, unbeknownst to them, keeps you from failing a subject at university simply by being so beautiful (among myriad 'meh' looking peers) that you happily zombie your way to the lecture just to sit behind them and stare at the back of their perfect head for an hour. lodestone

During that one, magical hour you:

a) Get heart palpitations glimpsing a perfectly sculpted ear...or if super duper lucky,sliver of sideface- ohhHHHhhh yeeeEEEAAAAaahhh!

b)Try to stop breathing so heavily/swallowing so often etc.

c) Absorb bits of lecture during mental intermissions between daydreaming about what their name might be, what their voice might sound like, what you would talk about, whether they'd notice if you touched their hair, if your babies would inherit their hair, what shampoo they use etc.; thus enabling a pass mark- BONUS!

After shadowing a complete stranger all semester, your borderline-obsessive and stalkerliciously-sprung self knows that any possible post-fantasy encounter would go down like this:

Hottie, smiling politely :) after unintentional physical contact:
"oops, sorry"

You, grinning INTENSELY :D ,shitting rainbows red-facedly:
"GOOD THANKS!"

"Hey aren't you half an hour early for this lecture? And don't you usually go to the morning lecture so that you don't have to endure an awkward 5 hour break?"

"I missed the early lecture last week and totes fell in lust with this gorgeous lecture lodestone!"

"OMG! You are totally lecture lusting!"

by RoboBear September 20, 2011