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Lizard King 

An alter ego of Doors lead singer Jim Morrison, to imitate a Native American shaman. Shamans identified strongly with an animal deity. Jim chose the lizard, which included the ability to shed his skin (leather pants, which he wore chronically). It may also be said he chose a Tyrannosaurus rex for "dinosaur fear" -- the theory that we have a genetic memory from the time when dinosaurs not only ruled the earth, but also snacked on our furry ancestors.

References to the "Lizard King" and his greeting have since appeared in pop culture and entertainment, such as role-playing and computer games, animated cartoons, comics and literature.
"I am the Lizard King, I can do anything!"
-- Jim Morrison, "Not To Touch the Earth"
Lizard King by the migster April 26, 2006
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Lizard dick 

After sex when you go to take a pee and the stream splits in two.
Man: gotta go pee
Girl: ok

Man: Omg I missed the toilet bad case of lizard dick!
Lizard dick by Pistols September 19, 2016

lizard people from history 

If you look through the names of prominent people in the past century, you will find them --- be afraid, citizens... be **very** afraid...
Right off the bat, I can think of three examples of lizard people from history with "reptilian" names --- Leo Szilard (sure sounds a lot like "lizard" to me!), Salamander Rushdie, and Newt Gingrich! Dat's all da proof I need dat dey **do** exist and are indeed ruling --- and ruining --- our lives!

Lizard Feet 

When you’ve had a healthy load pumped on your feet and they stick to the floor.
Elizabeth why are your feet sticking to the floor? Oh that’s just a fresh baby butter giving me those good old lizard feet.
Lizard Feet by Pussy burp October 19, 2020

lizard cult

WE WOULD NOT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING IF WE WERE LIZARDS
JOIN THE LIZARD CULT NOW
#DRCONNORSWASRIGHT
i hate french
we wouldnt have to do french is we were all lizards
join the lizard cult
lizard cult by drconnorswasright January 12, 2022

lizard people 

If they ever figure out that you know, they'll kill you.
Shush! Keep your voice down! Do you want the lizard people to hear you?
lizard people by TastyNuclearWaste December 11, 2015

Lizard people 

Mark Zuckerberg is the founder and CEO of face book but he looks like a lizard and people that look like that are lizard people
Lizard people by Dooy November 30, 2019