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tricky lizard

Hands-free male urination.

This is what happens when a male person urinates without using any hands. Controlling the wobbly "lizard" is quite "tricky."
"Hey I just did a tricky lizard!"

"My hands were all nasty with grease and tar so I had to pull a tricky lizard."
by Ray Berger August 5, 2009
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Blue Lizard

A new street drug that can be bought and sold easily causing a user to halucinate blue lizards. Users feel more comfortable with bags on their heads.
1. "Dude I just got high on some Blue Lizard!"

2. "Why the fuck are there blue lizards everywhere?"

3. "Why is there a bag on your head?"

"I'm high on Blue Lizard."

"Ohhhhhhhh..."
by Dick9InchesLong April 14, 2010
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Lizard squad

A bunch of cocksuckers who live in their parents basement using their retardness to ddos and hack Psn and XBL

. They also have multiple twitter accounts as they are butt scared that they will be banned. The CIA will hunt them down and send them to a mental prison for retardsSo hopefully they will drop the soap and get their tiny dicks mistaken for a vagina.
by Lizard squad December 27, 2014
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lounge lizard

A ladies-man that frequents night spots where drinks are served. May be part of the live music set, but usually the lizard is at the bar chatting up rich women. Most often seen in a suit that was a fashion statement in the 80s.
I was a venture capitalist by day and a lounge lizard by night, before I settled down with one of my conquests.

Leisure Suit Larry is a computer game lounge lizard.
by jGNE man November 14, 2004
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leaping lizards

An exclamation of surprise or excitement. Synonymous with "Wow!" or "Oh my gosh!" or "Holy cow!"
Leaping lizards, that ant just swallowed the Empire State Building!
by fishtoe July 4, 2011
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lot lizard

Lot Lizard: n. (lott-liz-zurd): trashy, street-level, female prostitutes who frequent some truck-stop parking lots and rest areas at night. Most lot lizards openly "advertise" using CB radios; others boldly walk from truck to truck randomly knocking on doors. Same as: commercial company; lizard; pavement princess; sleeper leaper; mattress maiden;
(source: www.dieseljockey.com)
Truck-stop managers revealed that although they were concerned about increased costs for more fences, razor-wire and additional security personnel, most felt that increased lot lizard concentrations would result in much higher sales of items like bug spray, pepper spray and air fresheners, which might offset some of the cost.
by PF Smith November 8, 2007
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Piss lizard

When someone’s being an absolute asshole about a subject they don’t even know about, they are a piss lizard.
by quax November 6, 2020
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