Jimmy: Did you hear about Sarah in the middle of math class, she queefed super fast it was so unexpected it made me jump.
Bob: No, but that's called having a lightning mcqueef .
Bob: No, but that's called having a lightning mcqueef .
by Lololollollololololololollolol June 8, 2017
Get the Lightning mcqueefmug. Also known as sith lightning.
A force power in which the user emits blasts of lightning from their fingertips. Only exhibited by the sith in the movies, don't know about the extended universe. Appears to be actually either low amperage due to the fact that it takes a hell of a long time to kill someone with it, or the jedi are capable of resisting its effects and a normal humanoid being would be killed instantly. Favored by the sith lords darth dooku and darth sideous. darths maul and vader did not exhibit this ability. Maul preferring his two ended dong extension and vader preferring the force choke.
A force power in which the user emits blasts of lightning from their fingertips. Only exhibited by the sith in the movies, don't know about the extended universe. Appears to be actually either low amperage due to the fact that it takes a hell of a long time to kill someone with it, or the jedi are capable of resisting its effects and a normal humanoid being would be killed instantly. Favored by the sith lords darth dooku and darth sideous. darths maul and vader did not exhibit this ability. Maul preferring his two ended dong extension and vader preferring the force choke.
by camowolvy May 12, 2011
Get the force lightningmug. 1. to kick as if by the speed of lightning, or literally 60,000 meters per second (130,000 mph).
2. a combat move involving quick repeated kicks from a vertically varying leg position, as performed by female character Chun Li in CAPCOM'S Street Fighter series.
2. a combat move involving quick repeated kicks from a vertically varying leg position, as performed by female character Chun Li in CAPCOM'S Street Fighter series.
by yiddish for dreamer August 22, 2009
Get the lightning kickmug. When one or more people are sleeping in a dark room and somebody goes over and starts flicking the lights on and off really fast. Yelling "Lightning Blast!!!" while doing so is optional, but reccommended. A Lightning Blast will temporarily blind and most likely piss off your friends.
by 80esprit December 14, 2008
Get the Lightning Blastmug. Verb. The act of taking such a vicious dump that it strikes the toilet with such force that thunder is created.
Fuck dude, that's the third toilet that my butt lightning has destroyed this month. I'm never eating Taco Bell after drinking 151 rum again.
by drwhite August 3, 2009
Get the Butt Lightningmug. When you are having sex with someone and you take out your penis and put a hot wheels car in place of your dick
by I smell pickle February 26, 2021
Get the Lightning McQueenmug. A sex position normally performed in an abandoned barn or open field during a lightning storm. No animals required.
One individual squats down with his/her hands tied behind their head and blindfolded, then, the other individual puts a dingdong into their mouth, gets under the squatting individual, and uses vertical force to try and shove the dingdong up the anus of the squatting individual quickly... the squatting individual will normally make an erotic sound similar to that of thunder while flashing their nipples, resembling lightning.
One individual squats down with his/her hands tied behind their head and blindfolded, then, the other individual puts a dingdong into their mouth, gets under the squatting individual, and uses vertical force to try and shove the dingdong up the anus of the squatting individual quickly... the squatting individual will normally make an erotic sound similar to that of thunder while flashing their nipples, resembling lightning.
by jtownman123 August 22, 2009
Get the Lightning Positionmug.