Lemoncat

Limecat's brother (Not literally, they're in no way related except by meme terms).

A cat, except with a lemon placed on top of it's head.
Deffinately not as popular as Limecat.

Guy 1: Did you see Limecat?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: Did you see Lemoncat?
Guy 2: WTF?

by RawrItsPanda October 2, 2009

Suck a Lemon

1.) Synonymous with 'fuck off', basically means to go away and do something horrible to yourself

Fred: Media studies is a terrible degree
Harry: Go suck a lemon

by SaffCat November 15, 2012

Easy peasy lemon squeezy

When an event or an action is uncommonly unchallenging to execute or to obtain.

When I found the tools, fixing the bike was easy peasy lemon squeezy

by Dorkus van Hooff June 27, 2015

Keith Lemon

Keith Lemon is an English comedy performer whose real name is Leigh Francis. He is best known for his roles in Bo' Selecta!, Keith Lemon's Very Brilliant World Tour and Celebrity Juice.

Keith Lemon: I think you're bang tidy.

by FlushedToilet March 31, 2011

Dirty Lemon

When a man gets his own taint juices (a mixture of ass and ball sweat) on his fingers and then rubs it under another person's nose. Named for Don Lemon, it's similar to the Dirty Sanchez, but it may or may not leave a mustache.

The bartender was not turned on when Don gave him a Dirty Lemon.

by Under Instruction August 15, 2019

Lemon Lad

(Chiefly British/UK) Usually seen during the workday and at weekends in Kwik Fit, Halfrauds or other tyre fitting places, making cups of tea for those who are older and more qualified. Easily spotted by the cubic zirconium earrings in each ear, weasly voice, small frame, and for their fondness for wearing vests - despite having no muscle definition.

Heard a Lemon Lad in Kwik Fit: "Oyy ma'e.. nice car ma'e... evah considered putting ladies tights over the rear lights and some Diamante earrings on the wing mirrors? Would look mint!"

by Spunko2012 October 7, 2010

Lemon Drizzle Cake

A euphemism for a woman's vagina, specifically being referred to if you have previously performed oral sex on said woman.

Robert: Have you tried Mrs McKellar's Lemon Drizzle Cake?
Stuart: No
Robert: It's fucking tasty shit like

by Stuart The Funnyman December 26, 2011