Leonardo Frederico Brizellious

A God Amungst Men
He Might Not Be Able To Spell But He Sure is Better Then You

Dam That Leonardo Frederico Brizellious Sure Is Fucking Great Id Slap My Own Mother To Be Him Just For A Day

by Martha Stuart March 21, 2005

Johnny Depp vs Leonardo DiCaprio

The haredest contest between actors ever...in the history of the world!
Both are extremely hot, both are talented, and both are married to me.

Me: Hey who do you think is hotter Johnny Depp or Leonardo DiCaprio?

Friend:So it's like a Johnny Depp vs Leonardo DiCaprio?

Me: Yup

Friend: Dude...I have no idea! It's so hard to choose!

Me: I know right!

by Otter Girl April 24, 2010

Leonardo

Likes dick but also is a cool chill guy, who lowkey fucks wit fleece johnson (he likes dih btw)

Leonardo lowkey likes men btw (icl ts pmo twyn fr)

by Jujuwitdaswitch April 8, 2025

Leonardo DiCaprio

He’s the hottest man on Earth. Good actor that deserves all the Oscars in the world <3 looks specially good in “Titanic” and “Wolf of the Wallstreet”. He won almost every girls’ heart and deserves to be loved and protected at all costs :)

“Who’s your favorite actor?”
“Leonardo DiCaprio duh! He’s hooot! And he is an activist 💖”

by Sijsjsnanananajna March 15, 2018

Leonardo

Leonardo is a very nice and sociable person, he loves football and his girlfriend often gets into trouble with friends. Leonardo or even Leo, is very smart and strong just like a lion. His only flaw with him is that he doesn't do well in school.

Leonardo is a winner and a cool boy

by neymar jr November 22, 2021

Leonardo

A person who is not him. He is decent at basketball but not steph curry, dissapointing.

Leonardo is not him

by him not him maybe but him December 5, 2024

Leonardo

Leonardos tend to chew on their socks and have uncomfortable hairy kneecaps. They tend to enjoy a good brawl with their schmumpkins but always loose thanks to their weak limbs. They are usually Italian and distinguishable by smell, thanks to the pheromones they release. Due to their nature, and wank odour, this often makes them overtly homosexual beings, they love to cook omelettes while their husbands hug them from behind. A very rare breed, often found underneath school desks scavenging for used gum and using it to mass produce biofuel for the Dinghies they sail to school. Usually funny bloke but will make for terrible housemates thanks to their habitual vice of eating dry wall, which unsurprisingly will give the ick to female guests. Never turn a blind eye against one.

Did you Leonardo at the party the other day. What a strange sapling he is

by Guild o’ Crumsford November 22, 2021