Person 1: Ugh, my allergies are killing me. *sniff*
Person 2: I can see that, it's written all over your leaky face.
Person 2: I can see that, it's written all over your leaky face.
by AussieTimberWolf September 15, 2013
When you cum in your girl and she has to squeeze her legs together and shuffle to the bathroom quickly so she won't leak everywhere.
My roommate just had sex and I saw her run out of her room doing the Leaky Clam Shuffle to the bathroom.
by Zemanator April 09, 2016
A sexual term used when a man stands over a women, and lets his ball sweat drip on the womens (or mans) Face.
by The Middle & The Bear August 29, 2007
Typically occurs while drinking alcohol for a bit and breaking the seal, and then ejaculating. The sensation feels as if the subject must keep urinating even after previously urinating. Once the subject becomes tired of waiting for all the urine to come out, he proceeds to pull up his pants and leave the bathroom, only for his penis to leak urine drop by drop into his underwear, while causing a slight burning sensation in the tip of the penis. The subject immediately returns to the bathroom, only to urinate a tiny drop or stream, repeating the process over and over until about an hour after he stops drinking alcohol and/or ejaculating.
Guy: We totally shouldn't have fucked just now.
Girl: What the fuck does that mean?
Guy: We've been drinking all night. Now I have Leaky Penis Syndrome, you dumb cunt.
Girl: What the fuck does that mean?
Guy: We've been drinking all night. Now I have Leaky Penis Syndrome, you dumb cunt.
by Black Tony May 16, 2009
by demy4000 May 12, 2010
by Dipy October 22, 2018
Leakage from your penis after using the bathroom. Usually fixes it self after you leak in your pants, and zip your pants up.
by Glencoe Learns February 09, 2021