Lavender

A very beautiful awesome women who is worth alot more than she believes she is. An amazing person any guy would be lucky to be with. Also has a major lust for BBC and thinks about it during most sexual encounters to help herself out. 11 inches and thick asf is her ideal size

By the way she is walking she must be a lavender

by Vinnie Van Gogh December 29, 2016

lavender lips

The girl equivalent of blue balls

Girl: "omg I have some serious lavender lips"

by Purple pussy February 10, 2017

lavender woman

Slang term for a hussy, a dirty, nasty, bad girl. Heard in the the 1930 movie " Loose Ankles". A young lady has a young man hiding in her closet and is caught by her uncle and aunts.

I saw Olivia with that Marsh boy again! She is a lavender woman. No one will ever marry her.

by Myrree1 December 11, 2019

Lavender Labias

The female version of blue balls.

After our date I went home without getting any, I’ve got lavender labias now.

by Ladylavender April 17, 2020

Rene'e Lavender

Rene'e Lavender is a youtuber, go subscribe!

Dang, Rene'e Lavender just posted a video!

by Rene'e Lavender September 15, 2020

light the lavender

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1. When your asshole friends are being idiots--the act of numbing your senses with lavender scented candles, lavender oils, and other lavender-infused accoutrements to achieve relaxation.

2. To engage in max relaxin'.

It's only February 7th and I've lit the lavender two times already this month. D^:

Shark week. Time to light the lavender.

by stephamie March 15, 2012

Lavender Baby

A child concieved in a lavender marriage. In which, at least one of the spouses was homosexual. This is usually to make others think that the spouse(s) are completly heterosexual.

Tommy- "My parents are gay"
Mike- "But don't you have a mom and a dad"
Tommy- "Yeah, but my parents married each other and had me to try and convince themselves and others that they were straight, but they aren't."
Mike- "Ohhh, so you're a lavender baby."

by danibanana31 October 11, 2011