Lard Ass

Somebody who is so Fat that their Ass has become almost as big as the rest of their body

Look at that Lard Ass that is emmbarASSing

by Will181 September 12, 2009

lard lord

A very large (fat) person.

This fatass weighs 678 lbs! What a lard lord.

by K1L562 June 3, 2019

Lard Tits

The excessive over hanging of fat on one's pectorlis majoris and surronding area

I thought i was fat but that guy has full blown lard tits

by animaldrummer234 November 14, 2011

Lard Nugget

A lardo who is a fat nugget!

Good job! U lard nugget!
Hey! Lardnugget!

by Lardnugget January 24, 2017

Poo-Lard

Poo-lard is a hangry being, his super tasting abilities are through the roof. He does not believe in the Green Party as free education is for people who want to pay more than a loonie for a bud light. Poo-Lard is a horny fuck who is found most of the time wanking dry in his blue muscle shirt.
“Give this to my family incase if we die”
-general poo-lard
“My water is much tastier than the H2O of lord dortis - Aqua Poo-lard
“Free education is bullshit, we should have to pay for school”-political Poo-lard

Do not bring up the Green Party or poo-lard will use his super tasting ability’s to fuck ur mom.

by OGlover21 November 23, 2019

lard tossing

the act of "throwing your fat" onto another person in order to initiate physical conflict.

I thought this guy was lard tossing on me, but he really just tripped into me.

by chunkd July 26, 2014

Lard Pie

Someone with a somewhat lardy physique, who inexplicably denies it.

Ted is a complete lard pie, bless his flubbery soul.

by NipNugget November 23, 2009