longstaffe

The king of all genitals, big penis, monster, long, thick. Great porn name, cock,

He has a longstaffe, his longstaffe is a monster, longstaffe comes from royality!

by kingkodiak August 30, 2010

Langston

A nigga who refuses to get a job and mooches off of women.

Person 1: He has nothing to offer but sex and liquor

Person: He sounds like a nigga named Langston

by anonymous Baddie January 10, 2022

longstaff

A person who has a good tast in women has good hair and is halarious but has a small penis

that person is a longstaff for sure.

by Jose’s November 28, 2017

Landstalker

A Giant Tool with no moral fiber, no backbone, and no class. a tool who's willing too talk shit behind your back or anonymously but hides like a puss puss when confronted.

Landstalker - Warrior lvl 80 - Scarlet Crusade

by backpeddling bitch July 21, 2010

The Landstander

One who loves to have sex with goats

"Dude, stop being a Landstander"

by Dirk Gently June 16, 2003

landstander

Ultra cool owner of The Starboy Site, known for sexy good looks and extremely well done and interesting content.

"Joseph O' is a Landstander."

by Jesus Bush June 7, 2003

landstander

Message board elitist, mod on ToonZone but very opinionated. Super-Geek for Home Movies and other stupid animation. Likes to ban people in his spare time.

Landstander gave me jwl's email address so I could tell him I'm sorry for the crap people treated him like on ToonZone.

by restin256 July 21, 2003