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Vaginal Lobotomy

Kind of like a lobotomy in your brain. But in your vagina. Getting rid of a baby. A shmashmortion. But leaves unintended sides effects like roast beef flaps. The acronym is VL.
Hallie was all kinds of knocked up til she got that vaginal lobotomy. Too bad she suffers from loose puss now.
by McCuntBuckets June 30, 2014
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Australian Lobotomy

When the good dick scrambles brain from down under
I'm a little delusional Jake gave me an Australian Lobotomy
by Lobotoman5000 October 30, 2017
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french lobotomy

When a lesbian couple gets oot the electric strapon, it's a bit rusty and the receiver gets a jolt all the way up to her frontal lobe.
Suzi's never been the same since her French lobotomy, now she won't go anywhere without that dinged-up old vibrator.
by SpaceQueen222 January 23, 2019
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Egyptian Lobotomy

When Anton Hessler wraps his girl up in toilet paper and shoves his crooked horse cock into her nose resulting in permanent brain damage.
“Yo have you heard? Anton Hessler did an Egyptian Lobotomy on Aidan Hessler in their shower.”
by DaCockGobbler June 19, 2020
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nasal lobotomy

When your boyfriend shoots a huge load up your nostrils with such Force it breaks the brain barrier and penetrates your frontal lobe and pineal gland causing your brain and body to flood with DMT.
Girl, I'm still tripping since he gave me that nasal lobotomy! I can't wait to see him again! I think he's the one!
by Captain Long Dong Silver August 3, 2021
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Sticky Lobotomy

when you use your tongue to give someone a lobotomy
hey i think I'm due for another sticky Lobotomy soon
by sticky guy April 27, 2022
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Mahogany Lobotomy

The act of performing unprotected anal sex with a partner (or multiple) and then aggressively inserting it into the corner of your partner's eye.

Invented by Dingob3ded and tested by his buddy o' pal, D13khead.
Dude, she let me give her the Mahogany Lobotomy last night, and now the doctor said she has to wear an eye-patch for at least a couple weeks, she looks like a damn pirate, you reckon that's how eye patches came about?
by D13kb3ded August 7, 2024
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