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dirty kristian

When another girl licks chocolate off you and then proceeds to elbow drive you
Yeah my chest hurt from last night my girl gave me a dirty Kristian
by Rizzzzze October 14, 2023
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Kristian

Kristian, there is no other like him, he’s really caring and watches out for others to the best of his ability, very sweet kind boy with some tantrums here and there but hes a gem worth for a lifetime. When he loves he loves like no one else can, not only does this precious boy have a good heart but he also has the looks! He fails to see it, you see he is a humble boy, beautiful soul one would love to spend their life with him, kristian is like a baby a protective one too. Mi querido esposo no one else could replace my beautiful kristian bebe el es mi vida mi amor mi nene lo amo lo quiero<3 bebe when you see this i hope you see how much I really love you, words can’t explain it all fully but if you can see it even by 1% id be happy becsuse that means i have a future lifetime where i can show you eachday my love until it reached 100% or ♾️.
I love Kristian, I don’t ever wanna lose him”
“Kristian? The lovely boy that girl always talked about?”
by Bello yoshi January 16, 2024
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kristian

Kristian is a guy with a very short dick and the most annoying person on earth he might be the worst boyfriend you can get
by Camellotion May 1, 2018
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Kristian

worst guy ever, not funny, smells bad and sucks at everything
Damn I wouldn't want to be Kristian
by DJ Ar November 10, 2020
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kristian

a fatass guy with a small ass cock who got rejected 17 times in a row
oi, me mate can't seem to land a bird, he's such a kristian!
by stop lurking C: May 11, 2025
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Kristian

Kristian is an amazing guy, He’s really sweet and loving once you get to know him. He’s funny and everything you could ever ask for. He has a big ass heart and is willing to always help you no matter what.
wow i wish i had a kristian
by kronywony July 13, 2022
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Kristian

kristian is the type of person to want to have sex with his closest friends and record it while jerking off, but kristian isn’t only a faggot he is also a dumb unintelligent fuck that likes to get pipped down by middle aged men that live in basements.
Black group: I want you on all fours at the edge of the bed
Kristian: no balls you won’t but in me
by the Nigga that fucked yo girl February 18, 2019
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