Kristian

A small dick man, who doesn't respect women, and is short as hell also walks funny, tries to be nonchalant but is really a loser

person 1: omg he is so short und ugly person 2: yeah he's defenitely a Kristian.

by karie_girl April 3, 2025

kristian

a fatass retard who got rejected by 17 girls in a row

oi, my mate can't seem to land a girl, he's such a kristian

by stop lurking C: May 11, 2025

kristian

a fatass guy with a small ass cock who got rejected 17 times in a row

oi, me mate can't seem to land a bird, he's such a kristian!

by stop lurking C: May 11, 2025

Kristián

A gender-neutral name meaning Christian from the world Christianos in Greek.

A Word also used for someone who hordes information about birds.

Kristián will tell you random facts about avians.

by Pyrrhula pyrrhula November 21, 2021

Kristian.

Kristian mostly called Kris, Kris is a funny and cool person on the outside but mostly dead on the inside. He hides this from everyone he knows because he doesn’t want anyone to worry about him. Because he doesn’t think he’s worth being worried about. But Kristian will be fine because he is a nigga and will thug shit out as he always does.

That’s the boy Kristian.

by A lost boy. November 23, 2023

Kristian Dallapalma

Kristian Dallapalma is described as a 'rat' where ever he goes, sadly this is due to his disfigured body. Many things such as his torso, legs, and head are all out of shape leading to a staggering height of 4 foot 2. Nothing can fix this.

Kristian Dallapalma has a unique love for the basketball player, Steph Curry. Some people question whether he is actually gay for Steph. Kristian wishes he was in the NBA playing with Curry but his jump shot cannot make up for this.

Somehow he has a hot sis

Person 1: "What is that disjointed thing coming out of the sewers?"

Person 2: "Oh that's just a Kristian Dallapalma"

by What the Rat June 4, 2020

Kristian's Alliance

Kristian's Alliance is a term that is used when you are a part of an alliance from someone named a 'Kristian'.

ld_moore: Hi, are you a part of kristian's alliance yet?
person: No but please, tell me more about kristian's alliance!

by L.D Moore September 30, 2021