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In the 1800 century there was a group of scientists did chemistry and stuff like that but they couldn't let anyone know because they would be accused as witches and such
-Does the illuminati still exist?
- nah, if it did they'd come open about it
by spongebob squarepants April 28, 2015
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Illuminati rappers

Rappers who sold their soul to stay rich and be glorified by corporate channels like mtv and bet and the other channels. 1.jay z 2.50 cent 3.dr dre 4.kanye west 5.t.I. 6. Young jeezy 7.gucci mane 8.suge knight 9. Damon dash 10.ludacris 11.nelly 12.nas 13.big boi 14.andre 3000 15. P.diddy
the bitch ass rappers stated above Illuminati rappers
by unknown 666 September 22, 2009
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Illuminati

There are millions and millions of secret societies and they practice a secret religion and they also form the secret government.

I'd call that a conspiracy!

It's a conspiracy fact,not a conspiracy theory.

The mafia is a secret society.The KKK is a secret society.The Nazis had secret societies.

^I would hardly call those "fictional" or the imaginings of an over fertile imagination.Secret societies worship satan and practice magick (witchcraft).They live in denial.There are billions of these crazy people over the earth sadly.They're in league with Satan and think that he gives them Jedi powers and shit.
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Shadow government (secret government)
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secret society
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secret religion
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it's a global satanic cult,it's very very HUGE and it operates the secret shadow government and is planning the New World Order and a one world religion that is a satanic cult.
by whoa buddy September 27, 2005
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by AtmosphericXTCplant May 6, 2009
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illuminati

people who are deeply enthralled in the united states goverment with twisted ideas to enact the new world order and domination on the rest of the world useing intricate plots so synicial they would lead to an invasion of the united states or a second revolutionary war by the people to rid these fucks out of the country. they are responsible for the term "The rich get richer and the poor get fucked over" there are signs of their icons the statue of liberty, the one dollar bill with the term "novus ordo seclorum" New World Order with one intention to enslave the people and control all of the power. see bonesmen
Some of our most powerful politicitans are members of the illuminati.

Comment submitted with Request to Delete: "This definition is virtually incoherent, full of misspellings, and completely incorrect. The Illuminati are fully explained in Dan Brown's book "Angels & Demons" as a secret society founded in Galileo's time to promote science in opposition to the Catholic church, which sought to surpress it. They quietly intermingled with the Freemasons, and were quite powerful in the United States at various times in our country's history."
by Anonymous July 14, 2003
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Bavarian Illuminati

Saving a load for at least two weeks and then blowing it three feet into the air, and to the surprise of both you and your lover, you realize that you've just cum in your own mouth.
Joey didn't get any for like a month, so when Pandy went down on him, it was a total Bavarian Illuminati!
by Trihornasaurus April 14, 2005
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Illuminatified

Being in or currently indoctrinated into Illuminati controlled industries.

Showing secret hand signs or having pictures on a t shirt of a "The Pyramid" or "The Eye Of Providence"
Man Big Sean is illuminatified like a muthafucka, barely popped on the scene and already hes having shirts with pyramids and eyes and all that shit....niggas fuckin up.
by Vigilant Citizen August 28, 2011
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