Cathrina kettle

She laughs till the point she can’t breathe and sounds exactly like a kettle

Jeez she’s such a cathrina kettle

by Freddie iykyk <3 September 09, 2021

im in a kettle

Something some kid said in a pool in lanzarote

Little kid:im in a kettle!

by Browhoisusingbobthedude June 17, 2023

sex kettle

a sex kettle is a person who always has really hot sex regardless of who it is with, boiling some might say

"i took this bird up the road the other night and she was a proper sex kettle" meaning that the girl said individual had sex with made the sex really hot

by Bazbestos May 28, 2010

Kettle Corn

When you're taking a horrible shit and its splattering all over the toilet bowl.

Damn dude! Im putting out some serious kettle corn here!

by Lothar January 14, 2018

Tea Kettle

Where you place your balls in someone's mouth and then urinate into their eyes.

The other day, my roommate slept for 16 hours so I tea kettled his ass.

by 3rd Floor Seward September 24, 2006

Put the Kettle On

To prepare for sexual intercourse.

"I just spent my entire work shift looking at pictures of Tom Cruise as Stacey Jaxx...put the kettle on, honey."

by Anonymous467 June 22, 2012

Put the kettle on

to have enough time (i.e. for a chat)

A: How's your date from last week?
B: Well... That's a long story.
A: Great, I'll put the kettle on!

by janeofalltrades January 03, 2021