KEATON

A long hair bitch that thinks he is the main character. Usually built like a junkie and looks like a crackhead. Often times feminine and is most likely gay.

Look at the gay guy keaton.

KEATON by Skylar988523 December 4, 2024

Keaton

a small industrial power tool used for detailing small batteries

"hey! can you pass me the Keaton? This battery node is a tad too loose"

Keaton by p0w3rt00ll0v3r398$ April 6, 2024

Keaton

Someone who ended up meaning more than the beginning. someone who wasn’t the person who could treat me right but would always love me right. and you have no idea how much i loved him back.

When i thought of love and comfort, all i wanted was Keaton.

Keaton by Scoutlovesyouplsbelievemekeat December 21, 2024

Keaton

The most perfect guy you’re bound to meet. he has beautiful brown eyes you can stare into for hours, georgeous fluffy brunette hair you can play with all day, a personality like none other, ABS, a heart that is willing to help you no matter the cost, and a smile that will lighten your mood.

Keaton is one of the nicest people I’ve ever met!

Keaton by yourlocaltaxcollector February 16, 2025

Keaton Albertson 

An egotistical blogger of juvenile criminality, asocial acts, and childish violence. Someone of complete disregard for humanity, cultural norms, or property.

"Keaton Albertson is a Tucker Max wannabe. His blogs aren't even that funny."

"What's not funny about shitting inside someone's sleeping bag? Tucker Max only shit on some drunk girl's floor."

Keaton Albertson by mantidae July 6, 2009

Keaton Garbage 

When you slide in Steal The Bacon (A game played in phys ed) You sir are cheating

Keaton:Your cheating due to sliding. Andrew: Well they never said we couldn't slide.Hello Keaton Garbage.

Keaton Garbage by UjvalHater7 December 17, 2018

Keaton Dump 

Where someone takes the biggest shit ever, then black outs and doesn't flush, or wipe. This all has to happen in a school.

Dude that kid left a Keaton Dump in the upstairs stall.

That kid just took the smelliest keaton dump in that stall.

Keaton Dump by Tikibendel April 10, 2011