Playing Kazoo

Playing Kazoo is another term for being gay. It is just like, "coming out of the closet" but better. And no, it is not, "playing THE kazoo" it is just, "playing kazoo"

"I played kazoo last night?"

"The instrument?"

"No. I was playing kazoo"

"Ah, so you're gay"

"Yeah"

by Musical_Doodle May 26, 2017

Lamb skin kazoo

A sex act where one partner inflates the others foreskin like a balloon and then pinches the ends and forces the air out making a squeaky sound.

Dude, I totally got that chick to give me a lamb skin kazoo last night.

by The Space Pope June 2, 2018

sandy kazoo

Is when you are at the Beach having sex, but before you mount your woman, you spit on your dick and stick it in the sand

If she doesn't move much during sex I highly recommend the good old sandy kazoo.

by FBIGLOWIE October 8, 2022

molly kazoo

A “donkel” providing such ecstasy to the recipient that they receive a momentary high, similar to the emotional response of molly

I got pieced up by a crazy molly kazoo last night.

by Teddy Ham June 19, 2024

Wet Kazoo

A Wet Kazoo is what you call someone when a person is lazy or bringing down the vibes.
Overall just a Debbie Downer.

Tom: Hey Jack, what are you doing?
Tom: Oh, of course he's sleeping. Man he's such a Wet Kazoo!

by ⬆⬆⬇⬇⬅➡⬅➡🅱🅰- July 24, 2024

Kazoo

a really cool person that people can trust with anything. probably is gay too.

Person 1: You know Kasper?
Person 2: Yeah, why?

Person 1: Well, he's a kazoo.

by kaspertfg March 29, 2022

Michigan Kazoo

A Michigan Kazoo is when you stick a Kazoo in the butthole of your partner and blow into it from the other end while humming the state anthem “My Michigan”.

I really got my partner off with a Michigan Kazoo.

by Chefman001 February 11, 2025