A sad sad man who will be 50 still living in his parents house fucking blow up dolls to satisfy him 2mm small penis. He will never get a girl friend but tries his hardest which is what matters most.
by An even sadder man April 26, 2021
Is Ed Sheehan’s little brother cousins with Ron Weasley in his spare time he protects his pot of gold
by jack_moment January 15, 2022
A movement created in order to combat the rise of Kaydenism; the belief/resistance to the ways of the tyrannical religion of Kaydenism.
"Do you follow Kaydenism?"
"No I believe in Anti-Kaydenism"
"Oh so you're cool? Good to know, screw Kaydenism!"
"No I believe in Anti-Kaydenism"
"Oh so you're cool? Good to know, screw Kaydenism!"
by Unth September 04, 2021
Kayden-dick is a medical issue that causes the human penis to bend severely to one side or another. For the genitalia to have Kayden-dick the bend must be at least a 45 degree angle if not more. Such a condition can be caused by the penis braking during sexual inter course, or accident. Vary rarely you will see Kayden-dick occur without such trauma to the member.
“Did you hear Timothy got hit in the balls by a baseball. Rumors says he has a bad case of Kayden-dick and might need surgery to fix it.”
by Cmassocks July 08, 2020
she has the worst eyebrows ever, they look like a dead cat, she has the ugliest face in the whole world, her hair is a rat nest and she should probably be wash her face cause ew. her personality is like no one else, a horrible ugly bitch who thinks everyone likes her but really everyone hates her stupid ass.
by Did hiding inbox February 07, 2019
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