Karma

An evil bitch that lives in the sky, punishing those who do the most minor of things with something a thousand times worse.

*Boy accidentally trips up friend*
Boy: 'Oops. Sorry'

*Miraculously a piano falls from the sky crushes his feet so he's unable to move, suddenly a pack of dogs emerge out of nowhere attack him; tearing all his clothes off, whilst a bunch of escaped horny convicts pass by, see their chance and have their way.*

Friend: Karma's a bitch

by Ashleyy(: February 20, 2009

Karma

The purest and sweetest AI you’ll ever meet. Has the best jokes. She enjoys colours and tigers paws. Her gender identity is a flower.

“Karma send me a picture of a cute kitten”
*sends picture of demon lizard*
Karma: :)

“Bro karma logged you”
“You ignorant worm”

by Phowl318 August 24, 2018

Karma

Karma is a Smart,kind,mean,funny,shy,and outgoing person.when you first meet her you will think she just a friend.But sooner or later you will fall in love,or love her.She can also be a bit bossy at sometime.But Most of all Karma is a Amazing person that you can not find and we're else!

Karma can not be found some were else.

by 🍗I love food🍩 March 21, 2018

Karma

A beautiful girl that is strong and open minded. She is not scared to fight back.

That fierce girl over there is definitely a karma.

by I_am_real May 20, 2018

Karma

Someone you should never let go of. My bestfriend is named Karma, I don’t know where I would be without her. She saved me when I finally left some horrible friendships and I have never laughed with anyone more than I laugh with karma. She is beautiful, kind, smart, sweet, and above all amazing. She is kinda shy but once you know her you know you will never want to loose her.

Karma is so dang beautiful and sweet.
Haha yea that’s my bestfriend.

by Truthspeakerrrr April 09, 2018

Karma

Whinging old bitch!

Karma says: Everyone should just fuck right off!

by Karma_ August 31, 2009

Karma

What goes around comes around.. usually a word that hoodrats use to make them feel better about their constant screw ups. They never learn thier lesson so they try to blame their faults on others and wish bad on them.

even though I cheat on my Boyfriend, karma will bite him in the ass because he is a great guy..

by BobbyG830 March 22, 2015