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Kak-Attack

A sudden and urgent need to poop so badly that all activities must be paused immediately. Often strikes without warning, leaving the victim scrambling for the nearest toilet like their life depends on it. The term comes from “kak” (meaning poop in Albanian) and “attack” (as in a full-on, no-mercy strike).

Invented by the three Fejzullai brothers, this term has become the go-to expression for those unexpected, high-stakes bathroom emergencies.
"Bro I was halfway through the gym session when I got hit with a full-blown Kak-Attack… I barely made it to the bathroom!"
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kak ciarka

Omg its kak ciarka
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Kaks

Informal-formal corporative slang for pooping.
"Edward has gone for his fifth kaks for the day already, he should visit a doctor"
"Can we wrap up this meeting? I really need to take a kaks"
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Kak man

Someone who wastes your time stupid or foolish things or do foolish things
(Kak means shit in afrikaans)
by rkbd85 August 27, 2023
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Kak

Someone that likes ice cream so much, they get fat off of it
He’s so fat! Is he a kak?
by DatBoi778 June 23, 2019
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Cac/Kak

It is a more less aggressive way to say shit
Jack: I need to take a big cac/kak
Sofie: ew
Jack: shut up, you piece of cac/kak
by Imbetweenyourasscheeks February 9, 2025
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kak melan

by Kak nudzu August 2, 2023
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