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kak

Literally everything. Just replace any noun with kak and it will make sense.
Me: "Your a kak sucker"
David: "Yes bitch"
by amidgetly October 24, 2019
mugGet the kakmug.

Kak

Kak asht mut
Akakakakakkakakakakkakaka
by Rronk October 26, 2020
mugGet the Kakmug.

Kak-Attack

A sudden and urgent need to poop so badly that all activities must be paused immediately. Often strikes without warning, leaving the victim scrambling for the nearest toilet like their life depends on it. The term comes from “kak” (meaning poop in Albanian) and “attack” (as in a full-on, no-mercy strike).

Invented by the three Fejzullai brothers, this term has become the go-to expression for those unexpected, high-stakes bathroom emergencies.
"Bro I was halfway through the gym session when I got hit with a full-blown Kak-Attack… I barely made it to the bathroom!"
by Jiqzaw April 10, 2025
mugGet the Kak-Attackmug.

kak

i like to eat kaka or i am going to take a kak
by fbeevr May 30, 2022
mugGet the kakmug.

Vol Kak

Usually geared towards women but the means shit or unsavory woman
You are the most vol kak woman ugh !
by Lulu hoe November 14, 2020
mugGet the Vol Kakmug.

Cac/Kak

It is a more less aggressive way to say shit
Jack: I need to take a big cac/kak
Sofie: ew
Jack: shut up, you piece of cac/kak
by Imbetweenyourasscheeks February 9, 2025
mugGet the Cac/Kakmug.

Kaks

Informal-formal corporative slang for pooping.
"Edward has gone for his fifth kaks for the day already, he should visit a doctor"
"Can we wrap up this meeting? I really need to take a kaks"
by ralfaello March 12, 2024
mugGet the Kaksmug.

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