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Jurgenklopps

Glaringly obvious and obnoxious veneers, usually abnormally large and white. Named after European Football manager Jurgen Klopp, whose massive and blindingly white veneers are frequently the butt of jokes.
"Did you see the Jurgenklopps on that techbro? I think he got those chompers from a piano..."
by Cletus The Cletonian February 10, 2026
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Jurgened

The act of getting extremely drunk while maintaining an overly positive and generous vibe.
To be Jurgened one must be the drunkest person in the room but also a peacemaker and diplomat.
Those who regularly Jurgen usually form special relationships with bar staff resulting in discounts due to the sheer number of rounds bought for others. Jameson is ofteb a popular choice for Jurgeners.
Jack has been underperforming lately, we need to take him out and get him Jurgened.
by NotClarky April 3, 2026
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her jurgen

usually a teeneger that bandwaggons "damirs".

asks for rides but contributes no gas money. a jurgen always ows money to people and will forever be in dept.
driver-"hey Jurgen im low on gas"
her jurgen- sorry man i have no gas money
by Antonthecreator September 19, 2011
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cheeky jurgen

A Cheeky Jurgen is masturbating as you cross Europe
Did you hear John went for a cheeky Jurgen on his gap year
by WidnesLad July 2, 2021
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cheeky jurgen

Impersonating another person to unsuspecting passers by.
Also pretending to drink a shot but throwing behind your head at a passer by momentarily blinding them with cheap alcohol.
“Hey Barry I just cheeky jurgened that guy” “you threw a shit in his face?” “No I told him I was Jurgen Klopp” “you cheeky Jurgen!”
by DtBavs July 2, 2021
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Dirty Jurgen

A guy who likes big dick in his ass 24/7
Hey i did a dirty jurgen to someone they loved it
by Anonymous218767765443 November 16, 2021
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Pull a Jürgensen

To pull a Jürgensen, one must visit a related workplace at another location (the more distant, the more Jürgensen), get invited to a party organized by said office, take part in an official competitive event organized for the occasion, and then unscrupulously win the first place to the dismay of local employees.
Hey, guys, the Prague team invited me to a party last night, we played mini-golf and I managed to pull a Jürgensen :D
by Absinthman December 19, 2017
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