Julio Caliz

(n, v, adj, adv, state of mind) Someone who is not as weird as Yoselin. May be used to describe someone sexually potent or strikingly good looking, though only one true being as such exists.

Don't bother me. I'm Julio Caliz

That guy Austin Powers is so Julio Caliz in bed.

Ohh wait till i get you home, I'm going to Julio Caliz you.

The real Julio Caliz is like candy for the eyes.

by ItsFreakingAgua August 6, 2011

julio gonzalez

Normally a person who displays coolness but is always prepared for an argument. This person is very smart but tends to be clumsy when given strong responsibilities.

Michael: How come you're so cool?
Julio: I'm a Julio Gonzalez, baby!

by hooleo February 24, 2017

koolio julio

Basically a new hip way to say "cool." You see, the name "Julio" is used purely for rhyming purposes. It is cool because a) 'koolio' is ironic and hipster and b) 'Julio' rhymes with 'koolio,' and rhyming is cool.

Person A: Hey, I'm gonna go grab some Chinese food.

Person B: Koolio Julio.

Person A: *Finger guns*
Person B: *Finger guns back*

by qwertyuioasdfghjklzxcvbnm January 16, 2017

Julio disease

Every sexual disease known to man, including the unknown. Orginated from an illegal immigrant, Julio, who hooked up with random men on Grindr, refusing to use protection.

Masta Rebecca: "Ah man, you got the Julio disease?"

Slave Marvin: "Yeah, I got it from Eric on Grindr."

Masta Rebecca: "Ew, don't touch me!"

by Becbec January 10, 2017

dirty julio

A dirty julio is when you suck julio rodriguez's penis after anal sex and he cums but a little shit comes out of his tip.

Girl, I sucked Julio Rodriguez's dick last night after he fucked my ass and when he came in my mouth their was shit!! It was the nastiest Dirty Julio ever!!!

by Jjrod91 July 28, 2014

Julio Montiel

Someone who is very cocky and think he's great at what he does; although he is, but we can let him know that. He is also a man to be appreciated, does great things for the ones he loves; will go out of his way to gain what he desires. the best symbol for a man. Unforgettable and extraordinary.

"Hey Julio Montiel is just the best man, no other."

by Wonder of wonders September 28, 2011

The Julio Affect

When you're such a dominant reciever in the NFL, that your opposing defense requires 2 or 3 man coverage every snap; leaving the other receivers widely open.

Man the Julio affect is killing the Saints. Covering Julio is letting Sanu eat up!

by Warback December 18, 2018