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Jossiney 

Jossiney, a smart young women who is very artistic and creative. she loves food and has a sweet tooth but you will rarely see her drinking soda mostly water. she is meticulous in any way. but she can let loose at times. it'll just depend on the time, her family and friends absolutely love her. she is eye catching. an amazing friend, she is shy and introvert at first sight but when you get to know her she is amazing and funny. her name being unique. decending from the french language. you will hardly see her name pop up for anything. her drawings look like from a proffesional studio. she loves music some will say she can outsing a stereo and you will often hear her singing in the shower and enough to hear her from the other room. she loves to get creative with food when it comes to cooking. she will keep her promises and always find a way to make you smile but when you make her mad she will tear you to shreds. but in the end if she thinks you deserve it, she'll forgive you. she loves cheesy things like a nice simple walk, an ice cream, or a small dinner at home. she will always want you to be safe even if you just argued. she is truthful and honest. she has a giggle and a voice and these eyes and lips and hands. that you will just obsess over. you will never want to let go of. she may have her flaws but she always seems perfect. even in her flaws you will smile like a dork. Jossiney overall is the most amazing best friend.
guys. i swear my wife can be such a Jossiney.
Jossiney by 76anonymous76 June 30, 2019
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They're two they're four they're six and
eight
Shunting trucks and hauling freight
red and green and brown and blue
they're the really useful crew
All with different roles to play
Round Tidmouth sheds or far away,
Down the hills and round the bends
Thomas and his friends
Thomas he's the cheeky one
James is vain but lots of fun
Percy pulls the mail on time
Gordon thunders down the line
Emily really knows her stuff
Henry toots and huffs and puffs
Edward wants to help and share
Toby, well let's say, he's square
They're two they're four they're six and eight
Shunting trucks and hauling freight
red and green and brown and blue
they're the really useful crew
All with different roles to play
Round tidmouth shed or far away
Down the hills and round the bends
Thomas and his friends
They're two they're four they're six and eight
Shunting trucks and hauling freight
red and green and brown and blue
they're the really useful crew
All with different roles to play
Round tidmouth shed or far away
Down the hills and round the bends
Thomas and his friends
Joswin is the tank
Joswin by NIGGA123TomasTheTankEngine November 26, 2019

Joshneil 

A person who is trying to find a way to come out the closet
Oh I heard jude is trying to joshneil
Joshneil by Paton698 June 19, 2020
Verb. To screw up a simple process.
Man, Button really Joslined up that paperwork. All he had to do was sign his name but the paper ended up on fire somehow
Joslin by Anon 12B December 9, 2020
A brilliant all round person. A god at sport, a genius and all the girls will have a crush on him
“ Oh looks all the girls are looking at something”
Probably Joshi
Joshi by Pauly Gil March 7, 2021
The rare combination of beauty and personality, seldom found in the continental US, but at least one example is confirmed to exist. ;-)
When you meet Joslin you'll know.
Joslin by Skip_Hicks January 9, 2008
verb. \ˈjäsh- tə- fī\

1. To take a perfectly good idea or plan and ruin it.

2. To take anything awesome and turn it to poo.

3. Stealing someone's idea and claiming it as your own, but doing so in such a manner that the initial idea is turned into something so dumb that one could only think that a mentally handicapped preschooler came up with the idea.
Person 1: "I have some really awesome ideas. We should totally have a pre-Thanksgiving dinner and a Winter Formal."

Person 2: "Yeah, you always have such great ideas. I aspire to be you. They are both going to be so much fun."

Person 3: "Wait, whatever you do, don't let that guy (person 4) hear, he will joshify your ideas for sure!"

Person 1: "Thanks, man! I completely forgot how much I hate that kid. He always steals people's ideas and ruins them."
joshify by chembabe87 May 21, 2011