Jesmond

Jesmond in maltese is known to be a troublemakers name so whenever someone is a trouble maker you’ll use that phrase or name.

He’s such a Jesmond.
Surly he’s a Jesmond.

by LGFrances June 26, 2021

reverse jenson

sitting on the toilet backwards while jacking off

I was caught sitting reverse jenson while whacking off to a poster on the wall.

by highest paid CO February 23, 2011

A JETSON

An insult you call someone who is retarded piece of shit who actually ate a wet Jetson knowing what it is. they are often extremely smelly because they don't shower.

"Oi that guy looks like a Jetson don't you think?" "Yeah I have heard rumours that someone put a wet Jetson in the fridge and he actually ate it!" "SERIOUSLY that's fucked!"

by Dr P phile October 24, 2019

Jenson

The coolest guy in the whole world. When Jenson walks in the club his dick becomes a magnet to all of the girls. There is always someone on his dick.

I wish I could be jenson girls literally fly towards his dick

by Ltlitty November 23, 2019

Jeison

A cool kid that goes to Indian Ridge.

Jeison is so cool! He is my best friend.

by WheresJeison August 27, 2019

Jenson

a really dumb idiotic guy who wished he had a girlfriend, his mum beats him with a stick everyday and his dad is gay and he is too

wow have u seen jenson don't go near him

by rydabike November 3, 2019

Big Jessoping

The act of removing your shoe and putting your smelly sock-foot in the face of the person next to you.

Stop Big Jessoping me! Your foot really smells!

by Kinky Midget April 9, 2011