Jeffrey

The best brother in the whole wide world! He is funny, loving, and kind. Always cracking punny jokes and making you smile. He is very sincere and honest and often puts aside his problems so that other people can be happy. He is very loyal, loving, and is very protective of the people he loves. He tends to not realize how smart he is and may think of himself as a terrible person, but he isn’t. He is often misunderstood and many people who don't know him very well tend to not like him all that much. But when you do get to know him you will realize what a great guy he is. Sometimes I take for granted how lucky I am to know him and I don’t deserve for him to care about me as much as he does.

Jeffrey is the best brother in the world!

by October 26 July 1, 2019

Jeffrey Dahmer

A fruity guy who was a little too horngry and got off to corpses, you know the usual. He lived in Wisconsin (fictional just like Wyoming like wtf is a Wisconsin) and got his ass beat in jail but didn't care because he was a suicidal bitch and that was his kink. Also he was kinda quirky doe 😳

Shut up before I resurrect Jeffrey Dahmer and make him eat your ass, Anthony.

Did you know Jeffrey Dahmer's pp was 7 inches? Did you also know that he got his toes sucked by a toothless old guy?

by hurgledurgle May 13, 2019

Jeffery Bomb

while getting head, you shove your nut sack into the girls mouth and cum down her throat.

She was a rook at head so i threw in a jeffery bomb to spice things up, she nearly gaged

by Mr. October May 17, 2008

The Jeffrey

A drug combination as featured in "Get Him To The Greek" released in 2010. Showed as rolled into a joint. The cornucopia of drugs includes, but not limited to: Marijuana, Opium, Heroin, Peyote, Cocaine, and other unidentifiable substances.

Sergio gave The Jeffrey to Aldous.

by Phanteh June 10, 2010

Dirty Jeffrey

oral sex (giving head, deep throating) a dildo or vibrator

She gave a dirty jeffrey before inserting that fat dildo in her vagina.

by flowinon August 14, 2010

jeffrey

a mammoth joint filled entirely with an assortment of drugs. marijuana, opium, angel dust, meth, painkillers etc. Half of the ingredients are unknown, but one things for sure, it fucks you up.

Bro: dude take a hit of this you'll be fine.
Scro: I dunno man, I guess so.

*smokes jeffrey*

Bro: yoooo what are you doing calm down!
Scro: My hearts beating fast, whats in this jeffrey even?!
Bro: I don't know dude, just rub a furry wall you'll be okay.

by fattehboi June 6, 2010

Jeffrey

The greatest person that you'll ever meet. When you talk to them, they will listen quietly to you. They aren't the smartest in the world, but they are the funniest in the world. With them, your worst days won't even be that bad at all. They care about you, and you should feel special when being close to a Jeffrey.

Jeffreys can be sensitive at times, so be careful. But if you treat them the right way, they will be happy taking care of you, and making you happy. Just make sure to give them your time and love, they will love you. And you should love them, because they are putting their love and effort into caring for you. They will want you forever, and you should want them forever.

Keylee: I'm so lucky to have a guy like you.
Jeffrey: Thanks, I love you.

by Keylee Houck March 1, 2019