Jed's a millionaire

Had sex, or 'got lucky'.
We were at the club last Saturday and I met this hottie; I bought her a drink, we ended up back at her place and the next thing your know, Jed's a millionare!
by Code Monkey June 08, 2005
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Jed head

Someone who loves Jed Ortmeyer, the twenty-nine year old NHL hockey player. Formerly played on the New York Rangers wearing the number 41. Hails from Omaha, Nebraska.
Usually girls, see puck bunny.
A girl who thinks Jed is gorgeous and actually a good player (he's not) and defends him at all costs, is a Jed Head.
by Lena Jade September 23, 2007
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Jed Fu

This is the way to act like the Joker. When he is confusing people during the Dark Knight. It's actually a persuasive technique called incongruity.

The action of turning an argument on it's side and confusing your opponent by throwing them off with something clever.
You just stole $20. Retort using Jed Fu - Hey what happens if you eat a frozen coke and have Chron's disease.
by jedfu May 04, 2010
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Jed Suse

When someone rips a massive fart that stinks up the entire classroom / area you are in.
That fart was a Jed suse
by Ren bosy June 01, 2023
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in bred jed

One who has been sired by in bredding.
That dude looks like in bred jed.
by Class distinction May 11, 2022
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Jed Thomas

The sexiest man alive who is in one of the best bands.
1: omg who’s that!
2:that’s jed Thomas the sexiest man in the world
by Ml54 January 04, 2020
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jed curls

curling a weight thats to heavy for you, and will usually involve extreme usage of the back while curling.
guy: why is that guy doing those curls like an idiot
2nd guy: oh hes doing jed curls

guy: look at the way that guy is doing those curls, he looks like hes cheating
2nd guy: yeah hes sooo jedding those reps

guy: dont get mad, but i might have to jed the last rep its gonna be to hard to do them normally
by the bussiness September 26, 2010
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