javier calderon

An amazingly hot person
ex: a Javier Calderon can get anything they want if they try hard especially women

My freind Javier Calderon got the hottest girl yesterday he also got a job working at epic games

by add dangrousman3570 on fortnit November 13, 2018

Javier nigga

One who would take an L. A javier nigga would also get enjoyment from anal probing from their significant other.

Javier nigga:You see that nigga that's a javer nigga

by Egobastard December 12, 2018

Javier

Well sometimes can be a real asshole and you kind of fucking hate him but somehow some way you are his best friend reasoning for him being such an asshole is usually expressed by a Javier in many ways such as not answering his phone after the fifth call in 5 days and the 10th text in 2 days because you know what he's a real asshole that's pulling off a "Javier"

My friend said he can't come over he has to do his homework...? This pulling off a "Javier"

My "Javier" likes really ugly girls and calls then beautiful and really irrelevant words

My Javier said he really likes this girl they date and she's really ugly he says she's beautiful he breaks up with her and says she's ugly

My Javier gets really mad when you prove him wrong he's a real piece of shit huh

by Jauris Jamar Jaurison Lamar March 17, 2014

Francisco Javier

A man who will go on about muffins in weird ways, maybe sexual, maybe not. He has fantasies of many politicians, he can name every federal senator.

Francisco Javier is a gook.

by WakaWakaHell June 3, 2018

Javier mexicano

A person that has sex with men and mexicans (men <3)

ohh hes such a javier mexicano

by the mexican sexmaster May 1, 2011

javier

javier hates snakes with a passion, he is also very flirty but in a good way. he is a great kisser, and will do anything to make someone happy. he is great at writing poems. i really like my javier

ally:OH MA LORD!you are so cute
javier:stop lying

by snake012701 June 30, 2017

javier

A real big fat boy who always is thinking about food he never knows how to stop eating.

Dang Javier big

by Kitem May 4, 2019