To Jarvis means to walk with one knee bent whilst the kneecap is placed in a shoe or boot. Jarvising is very difficult but is very rewarding, especially if you are seeking attention from potential sommeliers! To Jarvis is to have a pulchritude of swagger!
Caleb swooned as he observed Gumby ambulating towards the faecal smeared ceiling fan in mesmerizing Jarvis style.
by My Uncle’s Sopping Wet Breasts September 22, 2022
The definition of Josias is a handsome kid who has a big dick which girls love. He is probably the sexiest man alive and the richest. He is funny, and he be getting all the bitches!
Omggg jarvisss!!!
by Ejfbsjbfjdenj November 19, 2023
by sonofgotty January 08, 2020
by Mr bone June 15, 2024
Kayla: He kicked me out again.
Jody: He's a real Jarvis.
Kayla: Right?
Jody: That loser, piece of shit, motherfucker, nigger!
Jody: He's a real Jarvis.
Kayla: Right?
Jody: That loser, piece of shit, motherfucker, nigger!
by Strange_wrangler24 February 03, 2024
A Jarvis is a loser, piece of shit, motherfucker, nigger who looks Amish. He fucks white bitches, sleeps in cars, and needs constant companionship.
Kayla: He kicked me out again to fuck other bitches.
Jody: He's a real Jarvis.
Kayla: Right?
Jody: That loser, piece of shit, motherfucker, nigger.
Jody: He's a real Jarvis.
Kayla: Right?
Jody: That loser, piece of shit, motherfucker, nigger.
by Strange_wrangler24 February 03, 2024