Japanese schoolgirl

someone who is insanely fast at typing text mesages on a mobile phone

Susi texts like a japanese schoolgirl

by RototheD May 25, 2008

Neko~Japanese

Neko~Japanese is a otaku that does not understand Japanese but still tries to be cute by speaking complete Jiberish

Friend 1: Hey!

Otaku: Nawakashi~

Friend 2: What?

Friend 1: They're Speaking Neko~Japanese, They're Trying to be Kawaii

by Neko~Chan~! June 06, 2019

Japanese Grandma

A drink made with equal parts sake and prune juice.

I can't remember the rest of the night after I had that Japanese Grandma but I know I had the best shit of my life

by mortoniodizedsalt March 24, 2022

Japanese Wedgie

When someone grabs you by the undies, lifts you up and off the ground, twists them, then ties them into a knot all while being lifted off the ground by some strong ass SOB. The pain comes later.

Person one: *grabs person two by the underwear* *lifts person two up and off the ground* *ties person two's underwear*

Person two: *dies* IIIIIIIEEEEEEEKKKK!!!!!
Person one: *Lets go of person two's undies*
Person two: *walks back home while also feeling the horrid pain up their ass* I can't believe they gave me a Japanese Wedgie...

by It_Can_Not December 22, 2019

japanese waterfall

When a woman puts her ass in the air over her head, then releases an enema onto her head.

I watched some chic give herself a Japanese Waterfall.

by fawkyouandyrmom April 26, 2014

japanese porn

Porn from japan(if you could not figure that out,get a shirt that says not right for mating).

Anyway japan is known for its toon porns but it has so many vile things they have to offer, Like bukake ,not too mention their oppsession with youth and school girls.

Tim:Hey i just saw the grossest thing
Tom:What?
Tim:I saw this movie from japan where they had (cencord)!
Tim:Thats just not right! Um do you think i can see it?

by Smart Duffus July 30, 2005

japanese astronaut

A Japanese woman (or man) who really, really, really enjoys anal sex.

Dude, I was banging this tiny little Japanese girl, and I didn't even know she was a Japanese astronaut. She was basically begging for me to fuck her in her ass. What? Of course I did it.

by Joe Salone September 21, 2010