Jake

The Sexiest guy ever. Quarter back of the football team. A hottie with a body and a cutee with a booty. He is nice. if you dont love jake you dont love anyone.

oh wow!!! he's definintally a jake.

by Baybay who loves her jakee poo March 7, 2009

Jaked

To be dropped off at a random location, not by choice.

Jake: man that bitch made out with some one right in front of me
Matt: So what did you do?
Jake: I dropped that bitch off at a gas station
Matt: hahaha man that bitch got jaked

by awesimo April 24, 2010

a jake

Another word for a snitch

Not only is he a Mark he’s also a Jake for calling 12

by SomeChicraqGuy January 27, 2018

jake

sexy man who is incredible at fucking and has a great bod.

wow, look at him, he is such a jake

by emily francesca May 26, 2008

jake

a being of extreme sexual nature. often refered to as a scientific breakthrough because no one can stare at him longer that 2 seconds without craping their pants on a count of his astonishing beauty.

"i dare you to stare at jake for 3 seconds"
"no problem!"
"1....2.... GOD DAMNIT!!!!"

by manbearpig69 April 12, 2008

jaked it

to drop a ball (usually a football) that is easily catchable

"Dude how didn't you catch that ball it was right to your hands!'

"I know i totally jaked it"

by Coopahloop October 8, 2009

Jake

They are great friends with a big personality and quite handsome. Also the hilarious one of the group in a crazy daredevil way. But they can also get on your nerves a bit.

If you were thinking about dating him you would have to get to know him first because when you first see him he just seems like an average hot dude but when you get to know him you will realize he is extremely dirty minded and crazy. But then when you peel off the last layer you will realize he has quite a sensitive side so good luck.
Also why do they always say this: MASTERBATION MASTERBATION JUICY CHIZZZZ.

friend: Jake why is your but so big
jaKE: ITS FULL OF MASTERBATIONAL JUICES
friend: If I pop 1 cheeck will it spill every where

by 13thDalek July 28, 2020