Jeff Burton

An active driver in the NASCAR Cup Series, Jeff Burton currently drives the #31 Caterpillar Chevrolet for Richard Childress Racing with 21 career wins with over 500 starts.

In the National Series, he commands 27 wins with over 300 starts (including a debated start in '96), although he does not currently race in that series.

He drove a brief 4-race stint in the #99 Exide Ford for Jack Roush in 1996 with 1 Top 5 coming at Nazareth Speedway, PA. He also no longer races in this series.

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Past #'s
Cup: 0, 8, 30, 31, 99
National: 8, 9, 12, 21, 29, 69
Truck: 99

Jeff Burton is the shit! :) Go JB.

by JBurton31 April 12, 2010

Jeff Ellis

Famous Hollywood socialite

Jeff Ellis is a great example of why the rich sould stay indoors

by Carl-4 April 5, 2007

Jeff Smith Cocktail

When one blows a steaming hot bowl of diarrhea onto another's face. The victim is usually asleep or passed out.

"OH MAN! Last night, Timmy was so drunk he passed out, so I gave him a Jeff Smith Cocktail!"

"Baby, i'm having trouble getting it up tonight. Would you mind giving me a Jeff Smith Cocktail to help me get aroused more quickly?"

by Muggets NcSloppy April 28, 2009

Shady Jeff

The very first band member of the rap/metal/rock band, Hollywood Undead, to leave the group. Born Jeffrey Phillips, he left before the band's first record label, meaning towards the end of their career on MySpace. He is featured on the songs No.5, Scene For Dummies, and Knife Called Lust. Jeff's main part in the band was growling/screaming with Da Kurlzz, Hollywood Undead's percussion drummer. Though, at the end of Scene For Dummies, he did shout outs and references (I believe). His "mask" was a bandana. Similar to Charlie's present bandana. Shady's bandanas were a black one and a red one. It is said that when Shady Jeff was hosting a party of some sort, he invited his friends (HU band members). During the celebration, Deuce got drunk and started a scene (thats right, Charlie Scene pun), and Jeff ended up pointing a gun at Deuce. Thats when he left the band. I read somewhere that Jeff then startes experimenting on engineering a car engine that runs on vegetable oil. Im not sure if its true. Just saying.

"Yo, Shady Jeff with the mic. I wanna shout out to my boys on FFTL on tour. Roommate. Chad Crews..."
-Beginning of Shady Jeff's verse in "Scene For Dummies".

by LittleKing October 19, 2014

Jefferson

A Jefferson is a young talented, heart-giving man who will sacrifice his happiness for others. He doesn't care much about himself, he cares about others. A Jefferson will take that extra step to make others feel happy. The name can either be used as a first, middle, or last name.

"Dude I had so much fun!" - "Yep! Just what Jefferson would have want for us!"

by rothschilds26 April 5, 2013

Jafflebag

1. Noun - A very annoying person who has tendencies to dribble a lot.

2. Verb - to jafflebag - to repeatedly palm someone in the crotch.

1. "I dont really invite Steve round anymore, since he found out he was a jafflebag."

2. "Steve is really annoying me now, hes started to find jafflebagging funny."

by Jaffle July 6, 2009

jaffa baby

A red haired baby with brown skin. The potential offspring comprised from a red haired parent and one brown skinned parent.

'Hey Jane, what will happen when you and John have kids.... he's a red head and you have brown skin.... what happens if the babies have red hair and brown skin?' inquired Julie

'If that happens, the jaffa baby will be drowned in a bucket' replied Jane

by arther8183 June 30, 2011