i jack off so much that mayo came out, so my girlfriend use it on her sandwitch. it doesn't taste like mayo tho. recomended: only jacking off when your girlfriend is gone.
by ugh! u jerk off! October 16, 2008
Get the jacking offmug. by JP & MK March 8, 2003
Get the jack-offmug. To releive one's thelf in thexual enlightenment by rubbing the head, or pinching the cliterus over and over and over and over.
by Alex highley September 15, 2003
Get the jacking-offmug. 
Get the jack-offmug. To be honest if you are reading this you are probably jacking off right now so fuck you, you sick bastard
by DFINK5299 November 30, 2016
Get the Jacking offmug. A reciprocating (often involuntary) motion of a hand around a peanus resulting in a spluttering of a gooey substance from the orifice of the above mentioned peanus. Often, the peanus belongs to the hand but not always. If unobstructed, the travelled distance of the substance varies directly as the pleasure the owner of the peanus will experience.
Yesterday I jacked off (regular verb!) on a girl sleeping next to me in the train and I polluted her forearm with my sperm! I was very proud of myself!
by maldoror June 23, 2004
Get the jacking offmug.